Genshin Impact Oneshots (Fem!Reader) [REQUESTS CLOSED]

💎Zhongli💎

        "How could I forget?" (Y/n) asked, laughing. "A crab escaped one of the food stalls and pinched your calf. You flinched and kicked it all the way to Havria's domain."

        "Please...do not remind me..." Zhongli covered the lower part of his face with his free hand. He was a little embarrassed to have let something so simple make his wife nearly collapse on the ground laughing.

        "But it was funny," (Y/n) laughed. Oh she remembered watching her husband complaining, and kicking out his leg trying to shake the crab off of him. When he finally did, he kicked that crab farther than the farthest distance of a home run. "I've never seen you so desperate to kick off a sea creature."

        "It pinched me ok?" He asked, crossing his arms and looked away from his wife, hiding the embarrassed blush on his face. It didn't work, since (Y/n) could see his ears becoming a bright red color.

        "Even so," (Y/n) rested her head on his shoulder, and watched as the performance started. "It was nice seeing you being so funny. You were always so serious when we first started dating, but you've relaxed a little more. You're still pretty stiff and focus on business and have that business mind set, but you're not as forgetful with money and you're a little more relaxed than you used to be."

        "Time can change a person," He draped his arm over his wife's shoulder, and rested his head on top of hers. "I guess time had changed me a little."

        "So much time, so little result."

        "Excuse me?"

        "Pft."

        "What a beautiful performance!" (Y/n) stretched her arms over her head, and laid back onto their king sized bed. "Humans have come up with such amazing things! These beds are so much more comfortable than what they used to be like, and air conditioners are amazing things. It's a lot easier to stay cool instead of using a fan or an umbrella to keep ourselves cool."

        "Humans are resourceful," Zhongli said, taking off his suits blazer, and undid his tie. He is typically seen with some sort of fancy clothes, usually just a business suit. (Y/n) on the other hand is seen in either professional clothing for professional occasions, or just a white long sleeved blouse with a black skirt going to her knees with black flats. Their humans forms have not changed much since they had taken them, only made them just a little younger. Instead of looking like they were in their late 20s to early 30s, they both looked about 21-22 now. "I can admit, their clothing is sometimes strange."

        "That is true," (Y/n) said, turning over onto her stomach, and watched as her husband removed his button up shirt. She's already seen everything, so them changing in front of one another has never been a bother to one another especially since they've done a few things behind closed doors. "I do miss the clothing Liyue used to have. But, these new clothes are quite amazing on their own."

        "That is true," Zhongli took off his pants, and now was only in his boxers. He sat down on the bed next to his wife, who was in one of his t-shirts, that the public would never see, and just some sports shorts. "Or they could be really dumb. Do you remember that human that had tried to take over the world? The short one?"

        "Napoleon?" (Y/n) asked, wondering if that was the human her husband was referring to.

        "Yes, that one," Zhongli nodded. "He tried to invade Russia, but he just ended up losing because of their climate."

        "If you do not know the environment, you're most likely going to die, or just look like a fool," (Y/n) shrugged his shoulders. "But he did make it far, but not far enough for him."

        "Humans are quite strange," Zhongli laid down, his head resting on the fluffy pillows. "But we live among them now."

        "Quite true," (Y/n) crawled next to him, and rested her head in the crook of his neck. "But as long as I have you, I don't really care about what happens around us anymore. We lived through a war, and lived through whatever the Tsaritsa was planning, and now we're together, married and enjoying our lives."

        "Shall we bring one more person into this family?" Zhongli asked, one of his hands snaked up the t-shirt his wife was wearing.

        A shiver ran down (Y/n)'s spine, and her face went as red as a bell pepper. "Only if you want another one in this family."

        "I wouldn't mind as long as it's with you." Zhongli smirked, and pinned his wife's hands on either side of her head, while he sat between her legs and prepped her neck with kisses. "Now then, my love. Shall we?"

        "We shall."