Sid glanced at the familiar man beside her, walking step-in-step with him.
She squinted her eyes at him before she turned her head the other way, biting the inside of her cheek.
'I can't believe he doesn't remember. I hardly made it out alive because of him! And I thought I put up a pretty good fight for a 10 year old, one that he would remember.' She pouted in disappointment.
"We're here."
"Huh?" Sid looked up to see she was still walking.
And then she slipped, falling off the cliff.
Kakashi stared down at her with a 'really' look on his face.
Sid stuck her tongue out at him, and Kakashi sighed before setting her down on the ground, and not to her impending doom.
A few seconds of silence passed, the wind swfitly blowing.
"So, I guess I don't get a 'thank you'?"
Sid raised a brow. "A what?"
"A 'thank you'."
Sid laughed. She laughed an obnoxious laugh.
"That's the fakest laugh I've ever heard." Kakashi claimed.
"It's real!" Sid countered.
"Oh, really?" He rose a brow.
"If my laugh is fake, so is your stupid hair."
Kakashi felt offended. "What's wrong with my hair?"
"Everything." Sid sweatdropped before looking at the view of Konoha. "So, where are we?"
"Hokage Mountain."
"And why did you take me to this shitty mountain? Is that why it felt like I walked a 10 mile hike?"
"Lord Third told me to."
"Right."
A breeze passed before Sid looked up at Kakashi.
"Alright, take me home."
"We're not done with the tour."
"Does it look like I give two fucks?"
"Fair point."
"Mn."
. . .
"So, can we leave now?"
"No."
"Why not!?"
"Hokage's orders."
"Really? Man, all of you are stuck up his ass."
CHOP
"AHH! WHAT THE HELL!?"
"Don't disrespect Lord Hokage when you're staying in his village." Kakashi scolded her.
"Ow! Damn! Shit! Okay, I get it! But did you have to hit me like that!? I think I might have a bruise now because of you!"
"Maa, you'll get over it."
"I'll call Lord Jashin on your ass! Then you'll be sorry!"
"Lord Jashin?"
"My god!"
"Your god?"
"Yes! I worship him! He's an important higher being, and very awesome. He granted me this super cool ass power, too. It even lets me transform into this black and white version of myself-"
"That's racist." Kakashi gave her a blank, judging stare.
Sid gained a tic mark.
"Shut the hell up, Bakashi! No, it's not!"
Kakashi froze all of a sudden, making Sid raise a brow. She noticed his demeanor changed, too. It was weird.
"Hey, what's wrong with you? Your whole vibe just got dissed." She accused him.
Kakashi started walking down the mountain.
"Let's just finish the rest of the tour."
"Wait...I HAVE TO GO DOWN THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN!? I THOUGHT THERE WERE STAIRS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!"
"Nope. Let's go."
Sid ran to the edge.
"Hell no! I'll see you there! Later!"
Then she jumped off the cliff.
'She didn't do it.' Kakashi thought. 'No one in their right mind would do it.'
He glanced back and seen no Sid.
'Of course she did it.'
He teleported right under the cliff, where she would land.
And yet he seen no Sid.
'Did she already drop dead?'
He looked around, and then heard something that sounded like splattering and something landing harshly.
He turned around, and expected Sid.
He was right.
There was Sid.
But there was also Naruto Uzumaki.
"Ouch! What the heck!?"
'Just my luck.' He sighed.
"Who're you!?" Naruto questioned the girl that was on his back. He turned his head as far as he could to try and see her.
Sid smirked, making sure he could see her face.
"Your dad."
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SID (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction"..You know what? I can find my own way to my apartment. I'm capable enough, and besides, I can always ask for directions! So anyway, I got to go so-" "Hokage-sama? You requested to see me?" ".....Shit." --- A girl, black hair, onyx eyes, dark humor...
