Yeet--
I'm sorry
Idk what to say
But yeah, part 2. Again, most of these are from a single blog I found on tumblr
Also, as the title says, I FINALLY drew some proper concept art for Neptune, but I'll save it for the end of this chapter so just scroll down a bunch if you wanna see it
So yeah, on with the incorrect quotes-
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*BEEP*
Charon: What am I supposed to do when you're gone?
Pluto: What do you normally do when I'm gone?
Charon: Wait for you to come back
*BEEP*
Haumea: Butter is just food lotion
Eris: There's something wrong with you
*BEEP*
Planetnappers: We have your friend, Neptune
Sun: You kidnapped Neptune? Our Neptune?
Planetnappers: Yes
Sun: Well you don't have him, he has you. Good luck with that. *hangs up*
*BEEP*
Sun: What are some good responses to being stabbed?
Mars: Rude
Earth: Are you going to want this back or can I have it?
Venus: Well that hurt
Mercury: It SWORD of seems you don't like me!
Saturn : *facepalms*
*BEEP*
Mars: Look, mistakes were made-
The other planets: By you
Mars: -and people got hurt-
The other planets: By you!
*BEEP*
Triton: Its a package from Neptune
Proteus: What is it?
Triton: Its heavy, must be his disappointment in me
*BEEP*
Ganymede: Io, you can be really destructive
Io: *Gasp* I can!?
Ganymede: No, I wasn't saying--
Io: Too late, I already broke something
*BEEP*
Phobos and Deimos: We may be ugly and untalented...
Mars: ... and?
Phobos and Deimos: Thats it
*BEEP*
Moon, showing Venus around earth: This is Area 51 where aliens supposedly live
Venus: Okay, cool..
Moon: And this is area 69, where... uh..
Venus: Where what?
Moon: Um..
Venus: What do they do there-
*BEEP*
Neptune: Triton sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "Shut the fuck up" instead of "Bless you"
Uranus: How the heck do you say "Shut the fuck up" instead of "Bless you"??
*BEEP*
Mars: How high are you?
Sun, drunk af on dark matter: I'm not high, you're just short
*BEEP*
Mercury, talking to Venus on a phone: Earth keeps telling me that this 'Santa Clause' isn't real
Mercury: Well I'm in a human mall right now and guess who's here-
*BEEP*
Earth: Aw, look at you, getting all romantic with these candles
Mars: First of all, I'm summoning a demon-
*BEEP*
Sedna: So I hear the humans named you after a god of death?
Pluto: Yeah what about it?
Sedna: Please kill me
Pluto: Damn are you okay?-
*BEEP*
Mars: Hey Earth, whats the word for a tiny infestation of little creatures over there?
Earth: You mean a school??
*BEEP*
Venus: Excuse me? I'm making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up
*BEEP*
Uranus: Why would you give a knife to a child?!
Mercury: Pluto felt unsafe!
Uranus: Now I feel unsafe!
Mercury: I'm sorry... would you like a knife?
*BEEP*
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Mercury has a big heart, just not a brain of equal proportions
Also about the Neptune concept art-
He's mostly based on Record of Ragnarok Poseidon and, you know, the fact he's the coldest and most distant of the 8 main planets
He doesn't take shit from anyone and has a complicated relationship with his moons
Its not much but its a start and at least I finally have an idea where to take his character
But yeah
Idk if I'll make a part 3
And I have other shit to stress over
So have a good rest of your day/night/evening/dawn/anime binge
K bye-
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