Y/N: My head's hurting like hell!!!!!!!!
Kay: Woah woah...what happened.. ✨hangover? Anxiety? Hit your head against a wall? post sex tension?✨
Y/N: ~says a virgin :)
Kay: Hey you stfu about my sex life k :)
Y/N: The sex life that doesn't even exist to begin with :)
Anyway, this shit ass headache is because I didn't get a minute of sleep to myself, fuck education
Kay: Oh yes! How was your exam? When are you jumping off the bridge?💕
Y/N: I swear this school is fucked up...the questions were outta the fucking syllabus! Also, I have good faith in my teacher that she'd not mind eating up my grades for nothing :)
Kay: So you basically are going to jump off the bridge?💕
Y/N: Fuck off💕
I'd score full maybe btw💅🏼
Kay: So you're not going to jump off the bridge after all
Don't worry, life is long, you'd get enough opportunities to want to eat rat poison or sumn☺️
Y/N: Me choosing to become a psychopathic killer and murdering your ass sounds even cuter though 🥰
Kay: damn..you got no chills...you on your period or wut?
Y/N: Wait- nO-
Hell no-
No-
PMS, Exams, shit ass two faced bitches ruining my peace and then finally my period. I am now seriously considering become a psychopathic killer.
Yes, sounds good.
Kay: nO- 😀
Also, PMS?
Y/N: Pre menstrual syndrome.. it's basically a hell before hell...ISTG people with a uterus have their lives damned 😍
Kay: Isn't that a lil dramatic?
Y/N: See bitch, here's the thing. Don't dare provoke me about the qualms of being a uterus bearer ever again because I am serious when I talk about becoming a murderer
Kay: Woah OkAy...is it that bad?
Y/N: Being born with a uterus?YES...YES, IT'S THAT BAD, VERY!
My periods are especially shitty.. I get like the worst cramps ever! I could choose dying over those cramps if I could honestly... they're that bad
Kay: oh... honestly, idk what to say but yep...though I can't do nothing for your cramps, I'd try my best to talk to you, maybe make you feel a lil better, get your mind off those mf cramps, and I'd...yk...pretty much stay with you
Kay: that is if you want alright.. only if you want...I dun wanna make you uncomfortable or sound like a creep who's really bad at trying to flirt cuz I actually am good at it 🚶🏻♀️
Y/N: Boyfriend material much?
Kay: hey dun make it awkward.. I ain't even trying, I'm just naturally the best person to exist
And prolly just kinda like talking with you
Y/N: Now the last bit makes me think you do have a bit of intelligence 🤡
Kay: I wasn't flirting or anything okay, I was genuinely saying..idk why I'm having to make myself clear again and again
Oh wait maybe because you're an overthinker 🤡
Y/N: ugh bye I'm off to attending my online lecture
Kay: I thought you didn't attend those on-line lectures?
Y/N: Damn right I don't!
But today's topic is reproduction in human beings ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kay: aw bub what's the need to attend the lecture...here I am, I'd teach you...details included!
Even practicals if you want ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ
Y/N: Kay, that one was cringe 🚶🏻♀️
Kay: Well your existence is cringy too but I didn't complain🚶🏻♀️
Y/N: Did you just-
Kay: Yes, yes I did🥰
Y/N: bITCH-
Kay: bITCHIER-
Y/N: Ugh BYE
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Y/N checked to see who all were present in the lecture, practically the whole class was. All of them students entered with weird, random names just to create a mess as they usually did. Y/N saw a certain someone called DeadBeforeBirth just when a message from that very same guy popped up.
Private chats
Him: you ded?
Y/N: Alive. Barely.
Him: For a moment, I seriously considered reporting your death
Y/N: me too but who's this...I mean I can't figure out cuz of the weird ass username.
Him: it's me, D
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Scarred | JJK
Fanfiction"Don't do that again Y/N. I can't guarantee if I would be able to resist it." She wanted to say something, anything but his serious gaze did it's best to shut her up. Mustering all her energy, she finally spoke, "What would you not be able to resi...
