Shrekigi

Kill it

The Shiddy Giddy Goo looked displeased.

"He can't be that bad guys."

I rolled my eyes.

"Ok then..how about you try to talk to him."

He was up for the challenge.

"Sure."

He opened Garrets door and talked to him.

"Hello there!"

Garret began to cry once more.

"I heard you like taking craps and causing trouble."

Garret looked at him.

"Yeah brotha I like taking crapies in me panties."

The Shiddy Giddy Goo was beyond confused, he whispered to us.

"Why does he sound like a drug dealer?"

I was confused as well.

"I think he's joking around."

The Shiddy Giddy Goo looked at Garret again and tried not to vomit.

"Umm..your..a...wonderful.beautiful..nice..bodied.....baby boy-"

"PEDO! PEDO!"

The Shiddy Giddy Goo tried to ignore what he just said.

"You have..nice..hair.."

The Shiddy Giddy Goo stared at the one hair Garret had sticking out of his head.

"Do you want to smell it?"

"Umm..s-"

Garret put his head near the Shiddy Giddy Goo.

He then sniffed and almost threw up.

"Ugh...umm...smells delish!"

Garret knew he was lying and began crying louder.

"LIERRRR!!!!"

"Ok I give up."

The Shiddy Giddy Goo walked out.

"There's no hope..kill it.."

"Kill it?"

"Take its life and feed it to the gods."

"I don't like him either but I don't think that's really-"

He sighed.

"Feed him to Buddha."

"Look-"

He sighed once more.

"Don't say I didn't warn you."

He disappeared in a flash of light.

He was gone.

I looked at Garret in hopelessness.

"What do we do to it?"

I asked myself.

I didn't know what to do with him. I got my phone to get some advice from one of my closest friends.

"Hello?"

"Hey Dave I need some advice."

"Do you really think i'm going to help you after you heard me get tortured and just stood there and didn't move a muscle?"

I thought for a second.

"Look I'm-"

"No your not! You're not sorry you freaking liar!"

"Dave just-"

"NO IM DONE! DONE! YOU BIG BOOTY ANUS HOLE!"

"Look Dave I under-"