"here's a nice story,"
"once when I was working on the story I got hungry,"
"and being the lazy bum I was I decided to make some ez cup noodle,"
"u know standard procedures: tear the plastic covering off, tear the led half way, pour hot water to-"
"hot water wasn't working so regular water, use metal fork to work the noodles around, put cup noodle with metal fork into ze microwave, fuck off to do something else, walk like 3 feet away before remembering NOT to put metal in a microwave, REMEMBERING U PUT A METAL FORK IN THE GOD DAMN MICROWAVE, hear a loud POP right after the thought, PANIK, do a 180 running back to the kitchen, trip and almost break your neck on the counter, ignore almost broken neck to stop the microwave, sign in relief as u remove fork and start microwave again before u fuck off again."
"walk back to work desk, remember u have an almost broken neck now, snap it back in place-"
*SNAP*
"there we go, done! ...hey where did my desk go? as a matter of fact where did everything go? and why is it so god damn bright?"
THE END
OR IS IT?!?!
NO, NO IT'S REALLY OVER
YOU ARE READING
Authors' Note
RandomHey guys! In this book, I'll be announcing; some updates, sharing some ideas, or maybe putting up some votes for my next story. You could ask me some questions here and I might see it when I get around to it. Other than that, that's it so remember;...
