my head everyday in a nutshell

12 2 12
                                        

Rere angrily bitching about someone and compares them with mod:

Mod:stop.what the hell are you talking about?get my pretty name out of your mouth..we arent the same with or without.



Me:hi im a mix of homicidal sociopathic rage and cutesy cuddle demanding fluff!what about you?



Rere:i am the nicer half out of the two of us

Newcomer:and the meaner half?

Mod screeching at the top of her lungs:SCHREEEEEEEEE

Rere:there she is....

newcomer:.....holy shi-




Me:before you tell me im going to hell for being gay...remember this....there are PLENTY of other reasons im going to hell....and you pick GAY?HEHEHEHSGTVHF weak.


Rere:maybe we should get top surgery...

Mod:b-but boobies,but big honky mommy milkers,but tiddies,sucka sucka,honka honka..

Rere:....huh never thought about it that way..



Me:I JUST SPILLED ROOTBEER ON MY SCETCHBOOK IMMA COMMIT TOASTER BATH!!

Also me ten seconds later:oh nevermind it was just the one page no toaster bath for me yet...




Ivyline:August,september, holloween,november, december.

Rere:i believe it,august, september,holloween,turkey ,Christmas.

Mod:I believe its hot as balls,fuck its school again,Halloween,turkey,Christmas.

Dia:and don't forget,new years,forever alone,windy as fuck,shit its raining,allergies,hey its actually decent,oh wait nevermind..

Me trying to work on something:AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEE.....




Mod in a rope trap upside down:hey can someone untie me please?

Rere:do you think im pretty?

Mod:no you're to short and bossy and your nose is all funny.

Rere kneeling down to start cutting the rope:good enough..



Me:Do you ever realize that when you hate someone EVERYTHING THEY DO pisses you off?

Everyone else:.....wut?

Me:no..just me?ok...


Me:hello~its me!i just thought things were going alittle too smoothly AND I WANT TO MESS IT UP!!



Das it...mostly~

random stuff 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜Tahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon