Me minding my own business picking music while drinking coffee: hmmm grandson or unlike pluto?eh both.
Dia:can i please have sex with nightmare too?
Me choking on my coffee: *cough*DIA THE FUCK!NO WE TALKED ABOUT THIS! THE ONLY REASON IT'S IVYLINE IS BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANOTHER FLAMINGANGEL SHIP!
Dia:*shrugs*why not he's hot?and i want those tentacles too~
Me:i am three seconds away from pimp slapping you..
dia:DON'T EVEN WITH THE EMPTY THREATS!
Me:THEY AREN'T EMPTY YOUR JUST FUCKING DENSE!
Dia:oh shut up drama queen..you masturbate when you shower.
Me:.....you know what?fine, just leave me alone.
Dia:YES thank youwu~NIGHT IM COMIN FOR THAT ASS!
Nightmare:WHAT THE FU-
Me:don't even....
