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Ivyline:*grumpy demon noises*

Khaos with a deadpan:...you hold her down and I'll swing this in her face*fourteen foot dildo*

Dia:...agreed~

(Eleven seconds later)

ivyline:*pissed demon noises*

Khaos:*with an ÒwÓ aggressively swinging dildo infront of her*'MERICAAAAAA-













(On a boba trip)

Dia:.....ugh......pussy or dick...

Ivyline:..I'm bias towards dick so go with pussy...shit tastes sweeter and your mate is female anyway.

The waitress:uh....would you like it to go or?

Dia:to go is fine-are you sure because dick tastes just as good..and I still give the occasional blowjob to-

Ivyline:-Fuckin-yes Didi I'm sure..*takes green tea boba*thank you,NOW let's go drink at this new park I found.

Dia:*takes cherry boba and exits after ivyline*tank chu~BÆ!YUSSS NEW PARK TO GO 'SPLORING IN!!!imma run around neked in da woods~

Ivyline:*simply rolls eyes and speeds up to a jog*hurry up or I'm leaving you behind.

Dia:*jasp and runs after ivyline*NAUH DON'T LEV MEH!!!
















Rere:stop being a piece of shit..

Mod:I'm just being myself rere.

Rere:GOOD FOR YOU,STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!!















Khaos:*running her mouth a million miles per hour without pausing once*

Springtrap:(on the outside)mhm...sure whatever(thinking)oh my God she's still talking...why were we given sentient thought...like damn I'd rather be a braindead monster than have to put up with this twenty four seven...
















Noia:*shows mild aggression*

Khaos:*taps the needle of the syringe*

Noia:*grumbles walks off to her room to blow off steam instead*

Rere:*as khaos returns the syringe to its respective bag withing the box,returning the box to noias room*what's even in that syringe?

Khaos:well...#1.strong sedatives to knock her out instantly #2.powerful pain inducing drugs to prevent movement until she is fully calmed and #3.very strong muscle relaxing drugs to weaken her for a bit..all blended to perfection and tweaked constantly to get the perfect and required results every time.

Rere:oh...ok then..why doesn't she just throw them away??

Khaos:because she's terrified of them,enough to avoid them.

Rere:and why?......*look of pained realization on her face*.....

Khaos:exactly what I thought when I saw it in person for the first time..that was the day I adopted her instead.



















Mod in public:I'm a nice person~

Khaos:*loud sneeze*

Mod:?!???!

Khaos:sorry I'm allergic to bullshit.
















Noia:*talking about her plushies and their adventures*

Mono:(I have no idea what she's saying but I'm glad she's happy~)















Dia,whose roughed up on her motorcycle:I can explain..

Mei,whose use to it by now:please do.

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