gahdamit..this just happened in mah head while i was doin dishes...

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Zombie boi:WOW you failed day one?heh horny fucker~

Me:hi d-WAIT HOW THE FUCK?!!?

Tentacles:should have known your horny ass wouldn't last a day with out that stimulation~

me:SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGHTMARE

Needs chapstick:useless

Fuck dirt its icky:i expected better of you*sighs while removing gloves*

Me:WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH VILLAINS whyyyy?

Chicken wings:um im here too?

Me:don't lie to your self bird.

Him:*pouty bird noises*

Happy sleeping:what about me?

Me:......IDK ANYMORE MAN FUCK!

(Nicknames are for cryptic reasons,your smart so figure it out.)

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