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Me:im sittin here-

Dia:barbeque sauce on my tiddies~

Me:....i will set you on fire



Me vibing:ain't nobody bringin us-

New follower:hewwo!

Me:hhhhhewwwo...

Ivyline:welcome to hell

Dia:how big are you~?

Dust!ivy:watch your step.

Marie:hewwo!!

Me:hhhhhghwafjaxbwtj
*microsoft crashing noise*

Error:aaand she crashed..

New follower:well then.


Trixie tied to a chair:i hate you SO FUCKING MUCH!!

Ivyline with a match lighting the tnt she shoved in trixies birthday cake:have a happy birthday~





dia rollin up on a motorcycle:you jelly~

Me with a pout:no òmó

Ivyline:she's jealous.



Dust!ivy polishing her half skull mask:ugh fuckin bloodstain...

Marie looking extremely concerned:le wat?!



Me trying to think and getting a headache:ugh...

Akali sighing and dragging me to my safe little corner:stay.

Me:wh-

Seraphine handing me my earbuds:you need this trust me.

Me:foine....

Me not even a minute later:YEAh YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME MORE~!!



Me trying to plan a story:*mutter mutter*GOD DAMMIT SHUT UP!!

Dia:you know you're in control of your own thoughts yea?

Me:since when?

Everyone invading my thoughts:........

Snake eyes(my personified sadistic creativity):oohh~ thats a new one to add to the books~



Snare:exists

Me:MINE!

Kit with echo:mokay owo

Me:stop saying owo its cringy...

Kit:no

Snare:wha-

Echo:asleep



Fem!Nightmare:hello there you little thing~

Me:hhhhh AcK-

Normal nightmare holding me possessively:FUK OFF!

Me:HHHHH

Fem!nightmare:we can share~

Me looking at nightmare in fearousal:.....n-night?

Nightmare:....ok fine~we'll share~

Me:HHHHHHH

Error,fem!error and sys32:what about us?

Me:HHHJDHICGSJIRCDSQ


Me binging classic memes and vines:yus

Tiktok:hewwo mutha fuka

Me watching dumbass tiktoks:YUS




Me:fuck does momento mori mean

Lyrus:a memento mori is a reminder that death is always looming over us and that we will never escape its wrath as god has cursed us and our bodies are the cage that holds our spirits prisoner.a memento mori is something as simple as a skull to a full on coffin or room to remind you that death is inevitable.

Me:concerned noises


Anywho BURGH IM COMIN FO THAT ASS AND YOUR LEVANNY CAN'T PROTECC YOU!!

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