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Ex: you shall all die

Cleo: Hey, uh, yeah I don't think my dad would let me die, let me just ask first tho

Cleo, to Joe: Ex says-

Joe: No.

Cleo: Sorry, my dad said no

Ex:

Ex: Understandable, have a great day


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Grian: What's the height of stupidity to you?

Doc, yelling: Hey, Bdubs! How tall are you?


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Iskall: I wanna wake up with you the rest of my life.

Stress: I get up at 5 am

Iskall: ....nevermind.

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Impulse: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Tango: Realizing dragons can't blow out their birthday cake.

Impulse:

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Grian: you were hurt, what do you remember?

Mumbo: Just the ambulance ride

Grian: We didn't take an ambulance, Stress drove us

Mumbo: But I heard sirens

Grian: that was Iskall

Iskall: sorry, I was nervous

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Tango: I'm so useless

Zedaph: nah, you're not

Tango:  :)

Zedaph: you can be used as a bad example

literally all the hermits in the room: OHHHHHHH

Tango:

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Scar: Hello, people who do not live here.

False: Hey.

Bdubs: Hii

Grian: Hello!

Iskall: Halloooo

Cleo: Hey!

Scar: I gave you the key for emergencies!

Zedaph: we...we were out of doritos

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Xisuma: I could kill you if I wanted to, Ex.

Ex: Yeah? So could another human being.

Xisuma:

Ex: So could a dog.

Xisuma:

Ex: So could a dedicated duck.

Xisuma:

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Iskall: I'm quick at math.

Stress: Ok what's 69 times 24?

Iskall: 14.

Stress: Thats not even close.

Iskall: but it was quick!

(EDIT: THIS WAS BEFORE I KNEW WHAT 69 MEANT IT WAS A COINCIDENCE-

but I'm keeping it)

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