No one POV:
Satsuki: YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST PIG TO DEFY ME, BUT YOU WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Slayer: Whatever motherfucker you don't scare me!
Satsuki: YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH! I KNOW YOU PIGS ALL TOO WELL WITH THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS.
Slayer: Pfft what exactly do you know? You're making a big mistake of picking a fight with me. If you were smart, you'd be running if I were you. I tell you what eyebrows, shut your fucking mouth.
Satsuki: You pigs are all the same. You act tough and yet you fall as soon as I land a single hit on you. You can't possibly take on the entire school.
Slayer: Funny, Lucifer said those exact words before fighting me. AND I MADE HIM MY BITCH. HOW COULD YOU EVEN HOPE TO DEFEAT A MAN WHO WENT TO HELL ONLY TO BE SPAT OUT BECAUSE HELL ITSELF FEARS ME?
Gamagori: You should not be talking to Lady Satsuki that way!
Slayer: Fuck off simp. You are about as strong as a plank of wood. You wouldn't even survive a zombie's bitch slap!
Gamagori: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TREAT A LADY LIKE THAT!
Slayer: Shut it brick head. Man, woman, whatever they are....I DON'T CARE. Equal rights means equal fights.
Gamagori: You think you can just come here and insult Lady Satsuki like that and get away with it?!
Slayer: Yes.
Gamagori: WHERE WERE YOU BORN FROM?! ON A FARM?!!
Slayer: What?
Sanageyama: You are an absolute disgrace in Honnouji Academy!
Slayer: Can you just-
Nonon: Shut it you clod! People like you shouldn't be born at all!
Slayer: You can't be serious.
Gamagori: WE'LL SHOW YOU WHAT LADY SATSUKI CAN DO TO DISGUSTING PIGS LIKE YOU!
Slayer: I ain't a pig you dumb shit.
Gamagori: BUT YOU DRESS UP LIKE A PIG IN HUMAN CLOTHING!!
Slayer: HOW AM I A PIG?!! I DRESS UP IN A SUIT OF ARMOR TO PROTECT MYSELF! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?!
Gamagori: THOSE CLOTHES ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR ACCORDING TO THE SCHOOL DRESS CODE LADY SATSUKI ENFORCED!
Slayer: Are you really that stupid? This isn't clothing, it's armor.
Gamagori: DON'T GET COCKY! YOU CAN'T WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON SCHOOL GROUNDS. IT ABSOLUTELY INSULTS OUR GREAT LADY SATSUKI!
Slayer:
Satsuki: ENOUGH TALK! EVERYONE! THE ONE WHO DEFEATS THE PIG HERE WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE A 3 STAR! HAVE AT HIM!!
Every 1 and 2 star person starts to surround the slayer with malicious intent.
Slayer: Woah hey now. Take it easy. *Bumps into the giant fryer and pulls out some fried shrimp*. Can't we just settle this over a feast?
1 & 2 stars: *LAUGHS*
Slayer: No? Alright then. *eats the fried shrimp* COME ON! (Knocks out the fryer onto the stars.)
Battle theme:
ESTÁS LEYENDO
RIP LA TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE (Kill La Kill X DOOM)
Fanfic(I do not own Kill la Kill or DOOM.) Warning: The slayer has entered Honnouji Academy. All readers please proceed with aggression. After beating the spider mastermind and the demons from Mars, the slayer gets teleported away from Samuel Hayden into...
