A little different from your others imagines and oneshots just a creative and weird mind putting it to good use ...
P.s most my oneshots will be based on songs and put into ideas
I personally love roasts they are hilarious however some jokes can go overboard if your sense of humor isn't very dark, keep in mind this could get dark just a warning I would never be okay with this being said under any circumstances. I strictly took most of the jokes from the real roast and some were actually thought up so enjoy
~ August 2, 2005 ~
Not many people know I'm here, I'm a lovely surprise to Pamela's big day. We kinda got off to a bad start in the beginning then reconciled then another rocky friendship and haven't spoken since. Now I know what most are thinking, what diabolical plan do you have up your sleeve ? Nothing I actually plan to make amends with her, she's nothing but a sweetheart and really I'm just cynical bitch who didn't understand her at the time
"We're here honey let's go, put on your shades" my best friend who really is my make up artist but hey he's the best thing for me right now
Stepping out I make way for the hotel lobby and tell them my name waiting for them to give me the key card
"Conjoined rooms right Miss" she asks
"That's right, thank you" taking the card
"Have a good day"
Going for the elevator I wait for the bellhop to get in with the bags pushing the floor I'm suppose to be on
"Who all knows you're here" Joseph asks
"Jimmy only, no one else knows a damn thing. Did you get the idea of how I want my make up done"
"Of course I'm the best at what I do, you're gunna look drop dead gorgeous babe"
Seeing the elevator come to halt the doors open and we file out looking for our room. Sliding the key card in and go straight for the bed while Joseph tips the bellhop
"So what do you want to do now, I brought the margarita mix just in case you have an episode"
"I want to shower first do you mind calling room service for food, you know what I want already" leaving him to do just that
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After a long shower I return seeing everything in it's place, and Joseph just having closed the door which meant room service
"Alfredo fettuccine, bread rolls, and Cesar salad. Plus bitch I made the margaritas anyways" he states making me laugh at his outgoing personality
"This is why we're friends, do you mind giving me a minute I needa call someone"
"Ugh afraid I'm gunna be rude to whoever it is on the opposite line ?" he scoffs rolling his eyes
"Exactly see you understand"
"Whoever this is better be worth it, you got 5 minutes. I like my food hot not cold" he gets up going to the conjoined room over closing the door
