??? : Fuhahahaha

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??? : Fuhahahaha... It's been a while, Straw hat Luffy!! Strangely enough, I'm free thanks to you and I'm a man who repays his debts.

Luffy : Who are you?

The guy points at his hair.

Luffy : Ah! 3!! So you're...

Luffy : You're.... You were on that island with the giant guys...!! San!!!

??? : IT'S MR. 3!!!

Time skip brought to you by DIO

Buggy : Bara Bara Canon!!

Luffy : Gomu Gomu No pistol!!!

(Y/N) : Meteor Slice!!

Mr. 3 : Candle lock!!

They were currently being chased by some weird faced lions and giant centipedes.

(Y/N) : They've got some really wired mosnters here!!

Luffy : That centipede just exploded!!

Mr. 3 : That thing's made up of smaller puzzle scorpions!! They're super poisonous!!

(Y/N) : What's with those lions!?

Mr. 3 : They're manticores!! Man eating lions with human faces!! I they catch you they'll even eat your bones!!

(Y/N) : Who the hell comes up these ideas!?

Suddenly the manticores start speaking.

Manticore 1 : The key...!!

Manticore 2 : Give us the key..!!

Luffy : Eh!?

Mr. 3 : Don't listen to them!! They've human parts, so they can imitate human speech!!

Manticore 1 : Strawberry panties!!

(Y/N) : WHERE DID THEY THOSE STUPID WORDS!!?

Manticore 2 : Beef stew!

Luffy : Eh!?

(Y/N) : Don't respond!!

Manticore 3 : Pizza!

(Y/N) : Eh!?

Buggy : THE SAME GOES FO YOU!!!

Luffy : Oi, you said you'd help us, right?

Mr. 3 : Of course, aren't we teaming up to escape!?

(Y/N) : Which way is level 3?

Mr. 3 : Eh!? We're not escaping!? We're not going to level 1!?

Mr. 3 : YOU GUYS WANT TO SAVE FIRE FIST ACE!!?

He start running away.

Mr. 3 : You're crazy!! I'm outta here!!

Luffy stretches his arms and grabs him.

Luffy : Wait!!!

Luffy : Just tell us where the stairs are!?

Mr. 3 : The stairs... Right!! The stairs from level 1 continue all the way to level 3!! I can use them as a bait for the beast that guard that stairs!! And then I can escape!!

Mr. 3 : Yosh!! Straw hat!! Red eye!! Let's go together!! Follow me!!

He suddenly bumps on a 'wall'.

Luffy : Hm? A dead end!?

The wall moves a bit.

The wall moves a bit

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Buggy : Uwaaaahh... What a thing to run into...

Luffy : A.... A lion... No... A man?

Mr. 3 : The guardian of the stairs, the sphinx!!

(Y/N) : Why the fuck does he have feathers!?

Sphinx : Soumen...

All four : Soumen!?

The Sphinx stands up. All four of them turn around and start running/flying. Sphinx start to chase them.

Sphinx : Ramen!! Tanmen!! Yakisoba!!!

All four : IT CAN ONLY SAY THE NAMES OF NOODLES!!!

Sphinx : Amen!

(Y/N) : It prayed!!

The Sphinx bring his paw up and slams the ground.

All four of them jump away.

(Y/N) : This guy is a bad news!!

Sphinx : Jyajyamen!!!

Luffy : Hm? Oi, what are you guys doing!?

Buggy and Mr. 3 shake hands.

Buggy : Yosh!! We've formed a jailbreak alliance!!

Mr. 3 : I'm glad there's someone else serious about escaping!!

Buggy & Mr. 3 : Now let's put the "Make-Straw hat & Red eye- into-bait" into action!!

They both look for Luffy and (Y/N).

Luffy : GOMU GOMU NO BAZOOKA!!!

(Y/N) : DEATH SHOT!!

They both attack the Sphinx.

Mr. 3 : WHY ARE YOU TWO PUSSING HIM OFF!?

Buggy : This is bad!!

He flies up as the Sphinx bring up his paw again.

Mr. 3 : WAAH!! That's not fair you guys can get so high!!

The Sphinx slams his paw and looks at the broken statue of Mr. 3.

Mr. 3 : Fuhahahaha!! I fooled ya, you simple beast!! That was a wax statue!!

Sphinx : Nyumen...

Mr. 3 creates more statues and the Sphinx continue to slam all of them.(Y/N) and Luffy were sitting on top of it.

Suddenly they hear an announcement.

Announcer : This is level 3!! There's something really loud above us!!

Buggy and Mr. 3 try to escape until the ground breaks and all of them, including the Sphinx calm down from a hole.



(A/N) : HOW YOU GUYS DOING!? HOPE YOU GUYS ARE LIKING THE CHAPTERS!!

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