XXI (This one's my favourite!).

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Magnus: What have you done to my cat? You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!

Simon: I did not drink his blood. He's fine! *Pokes cat in stomach*

Chairman Meow (cat): *Yawn*

Simon: Second, you asked me if I was hungry when you were ordering pizza, so I said no, because I don't eat pizza. I was being polite.

Magnus: That doesn't give you the right to eat my cat.

Simon: Your cat is fine! *Reaches to pick up cat*

Chairman Meow: *Jumps to feet and walks off*

Magnus: Whatever.

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