david:
OBVIOUSLY NOT BETHANY

bethany:
damn okay

YOU STILL BETTER GET THAT DAMN RAT OUT OF THE APARTMENTS

david:
NO

bethany:
DONT MAKE ME MICROWAVE IT DAVID

david:
I WILL SUE YOU

bethany:
AND YOU'LL LOSE BECAUSE I HAVE A BETTER LAWYER THAN YOU

AND YOU PUT YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER AT RISK TO GETTING RABIES SO THAT WILL ONLY GIVE ME AN ADVANTAGE

david:
YOU BETTER NOT MICROWAVE MY SQUIRREL

bethany:
WATCH ME

david:BETHANY NOOOOO

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david:
BETHANY NOOOOO

WHYYYYY

NOOO MY SQUIRREL

bethany:
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

david:
lmao okay this was fun and all but did you really explode your microwave

bethany:
no i found the picture on google 😌😎

david:
ah okay

wait did someone actually have a squirrel in their apartment complex because if so this isn't david

bethany:
this isn't bethany either 😌🤭

i'm just bored in english class and decided to text a random number

and you sir pass the vibe check

david:
do i get extra vibe points if i happen to be the pro hero hawks?? 👀👀

bethany:
👀👀🤭🤭😳😳

if you happen to be, then yes you do get extra vibe points

david:
wait a minute you're a child

bethany:
david i live in an apartment building as an old mean crazy lady who microwaves people's pets when they get on my nerves- how do you- what do you mean "yOuRe a cHiLd"

david:
you said you were in english class bEtHaNy

bethany:
oop-

i am a child uwu in fact i am a fetus for i am only two months old and i think gacha life is cool and owo im so quirky T-T no one understands me being 10 years old is the worst =w=

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