oh worm? || bnha x reader

49. surprise adoption 🤞🥺

(y/n 💛 changed chats)

(y/n 💛 is now chatting with himi-chan 🥺💛)

himi-chan 🥺💛:
hey lover 🥰🥰🥰

we are outside

y/n 💛:
hi gorgeous 🥰🥰

what the fuck do you mean "we are outside"

who is we

himi-chan 🥺💛:
we 🥰🥰

look outside your window

y/n 💛:
oh hi 🥰🥰

what are you guys doing out there

himi-chan 🥺💛:
we have come to kidnap you 🥰🥰

y/n 💛:
yes mommy 🥰🥰

jk i think i'm gonna skip on this one tonight

i have a math test i have to study for i can't be committing crimes with you guys 🥰🥰

himi-chan 🥺💛:
you don't have a  choice 🥰🥰

y/n 💛:
oh ok 🥰🥰

y/n looked up from their phone to check their dorm balcony window again, but to their surprise, no one was there.

"what in the actual sliver of a fuck?"

"hi!" they heard a feminine voice exclaim.

they whipped their head back. standing in their dorm was three of their favorite villains; toga, dabi, and kurogiri.

"heyyy," y/n said nervously. they hadn't planned any crime sprees that night, so why were the villains here?

"let's just get this over with," dabi said, presumably rolling his eyes. the light was off in y/n's dorm, they had only been using the moonlight to study for their math test. "we're kidnapping you for ransom."

"oh, sounds fun! who's the ransom coming from?"

"your dad."

"vlad king?"

"no, the other dad."

"present mic?"

"no, the other one."

"eraserhead, then."

"no, the big one."

"all might?"

"yeah."

y/n shook their head. "out of the three dads i have, all might is not one of them."

"too bad." dabi said, grabbing their arm and leaving it at that.

toga grabbed y/n's other arm as she and dabi led them into a portal that kurogiri had made.

"thanks kurogiri! y/n, say thanks kurogiri!" toga elbowed them.

"thanks kurogiri! you guys are so illegal."

less than five seconds later, y/n's dorm was empty and quiet.

y/n protection squad✨

iron man:
y/n

can you come to my dorm