i think you guys enjoyed the last one so here's some more
y/n: *lying face down on the floor*
present mic: aw, what's wrong, kiddo?
y/n: i'm sad
present mic: damn me too
present mic: wait no, hi sad, i'm dad
present mic: no wait i mean, what's wrong?
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y/n, vibing: chicken wing, chicken wing, hotdog and-
tokoyami, emerging from the dark: clinical fucking depression
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awase: so apparently clownfish change their genders and mate with their children when their first mate dies
y/n: and we need to know this... why?
awase: i just ruined finding nemo for all of you
y/n: ...
class 1b: *screaming*
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class 1a: hey, why is class 1b screaming next door?
shinsou: i guess they just figured out why marlin was so urgent to find nemo
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jiro: i honestly can't attend any type of science class anymore without thinking of "na na na" by my chemical romance
y/n: *whispers in her ear* sodium
jiro: *screams*
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yaoyorozu: hey haha can anyone recommend any books that made them cry?
y/n: algebra 1 common core by pearson
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*over text*
y/n: 🔥🔥🔥🧴🔪💀
kaminari: soap?
y/n: shampoo 😌
kaminari: why
y/n: drink
kaminari: ah ofc
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y/n: i wish you could mute people in real life
bakugo: you can. it's called *punches y/n in the face*
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kendo: y/n are you crying? oh no, sweetie, who hurt you?
y/n, sobbing: nobody i'm just rewatching the history of fall out boy told by drunk brendon urie
y/n, whispering to themself: it's the summer of 2001, joe meets patrick and he's like, yo, i know about music-
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y/n: but what does that mean?
shigaraki: *whispers in their ear*
y/n: eEWEwewOOlzkbbcvs
toga: wHAT DID HE SAY??
y/n: nOTHING, HE JUST STUCK HIS TONGUE IN MY EAR
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y/n: haha i would hang out with you more often but you think i'm ugly
bakugo: who told you that?
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FanfictionIida: I believe that's everyone Kaminari: my dudes that's not mineta xxx-xxx-xxxx: why have mineta when you can have a gorgeous idiot like me? 😉😗👾 Sero: tru dat
