26. family cult

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(L/N changed chats)

(L/N is now privately chatting with dear father of mine ✨🌚)

L/N:
hi uwu

dear father of mine✨🌚:
Hi?

I'm confused with my contact name, do you mind explaining?

L/N:
WDYM

YOU SAID YOU WOULD ADOPT ME

YOUR MY DAD NOW

dear father of mine ✨🌚:
You're**

L/N:
SAME THING

dear father of mine ✨🌚:
Not really, no.

L/N:
WHATEVER ALSO WHY IS MY CONTACT NAME SO BORING

dear father of mine ✨🌚:
It's your name??

L/N:
LLLAAAMMMEEE

CHANGE IT

dear father of mine ✨🌚:
To what?

L/N:
trash

dear father of mine ✨🌚:
L/N, as your father, self-deprecation is not allowed and I'm gonna need to ask you to get on the fridge.

L/N:
AAHAHDHHDJSJSHGSHDH

YES DAD

HAHSOSHDO

THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIIIGGGHHTTMMMARAEEEE

WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

dear father of mine ✨🌚:
I think I've been hanging out with Kaminari and Ashido too much.

L/N:
DAMN RIGHT YOU HAVE

omg wait if you're my dad who's my mom

dear father of mine ✨🌚:
Um

(L/N changed dear father of mine ✨🌚's name to dad)

L/N:
i already have like two other people saved as dad so this might be confusion but whatever 😎

dad:
Really?

L/N:

dad:Uh quick question, who is dab and who is death?

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dad:
Uh quick question, who is dab and who is death?

L/N:
death is shihai and dab is some hot psycho who i accidentally met

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