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Random marvel oneshot

Peter started walking from home looking at his phone. While he was crossing the street his spider-sense went crazy, he quickly jumped to the side and saw something blast past him.

"M-Mr stark?!" Peter said looking back at what passed him

"Kid-! Uh, hey-" Tony said, he looked at Peter with an awkward face. Tony came over and quickly gave a $50 bill to Peter "Don't tell Steve that I'm late for a meeting, ok-?"

Peter looked at the money then at Tony and grin, he then pulled out shades and put them on. "I'll never snitch on you Mr, I'll tell nobody Mr-" he said singing

"...I'm not even going to ask but, hurry out of here," Tony said before blasting off to who knows where.

Peter laughed and continued to walk to the tower

~At the Meeting~

"Where is Tony?" Bruce said. Everyone shrugged except for Peter, he started drinking his Caprisun

"Queens, do you know where Tony is?" Steve said looking at Peter. Peter choked on his juice and started coughing

"Nope! I have no idea where Mr. Stark is!" Peter said trying not to sound obvious

Steve sighed, he then pulled out a $100 bill and a happy meal. "you know something about don't you?"

Peter's eyes widen, he stayed still in his seat before taking the $100 bill and happy meal, "Ok, the only thing that I know is: he was probably doing something illegal, well it looked like it I don't know. So he gave me a $50 bill to not tell-"

"I-" Steve said before he was cut off by Peter

"And then he blasted off somewhere then bam here we are," Peter said eating his kid's meal

Steve shook his head, Clint turned to Peter and whispered.

"Pstttt Peter, let me get a nugget," Clint said moving his hand to Peter under the table

"No problem-" Peter then passed a nugget to Clint and a couple of fries

"Thanks-" Clint then started eating the fries. "So now what are we going to do?"

"I guess we'll just wait for Tony," Bruce said pushing his glasses up

"Ok well continue this meeting later-" Natasha said getting up from her chair, everyone started to leave until they heard an elevator ding

"Whew! That took way to long-"