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SMS Transcript: Part 14 - 5:54pm

> We are still heading out to sea!! Wtf is going on! What more you want from me? Iv done everything you asked today!

> No you haven't David!

> OK! But why are we heading out to sea??

> Do you really want to know what happens at the very end of Millie's story David?

> What

> Well, shortly after the two Guardian Bears disappeared into a ball of light, Divad seas an owl circle the balloon a few times before eventually coming to a rest on the edge of the basket. It took a moment before it sunk in but Divad remembered from before that the owl was actually the magical Enchantress in disguise!

> Ok very good, so your bird guy here with the gun & controlling balloon is actually in an owl costume. Doesnt look like owl? Look get to the point ok!

> Every good story must end with a compelling twist.

> What twist?

> Even though the story of the Money Monkey was written for children, I'm afraid it does not have a very happy ending.

> What you mean? Just say what your planning ok!

> Patience please David, this is the most important part of the story! So the owl sat perched on the edge of the balloon basket for a short time before magically transforming into the magical Enchantress, who congratulated Divad on finding and retrieving all that treasure. Naturally Divad was feeling very proud of himself and went to thank the Enchantress for all her help. But she began laughing hysterically, and then with a blinding flash of green light she transformed into a haggard old witch.

> So the owl/enchantres is really a bitch, ok then what!!

> Well, that's when the old witch revealed to Divad that it was she who had kidnapped the Mer-Kings daughter all those years ago. And when Divad asked why, the witch explained that she had lived for thousands of years and that every hundred years she would take the life of a princess to regain her magical power and live for another hundred years! She went on to reveal that it was the Ticket Master who along his travels had found the princess's almost dead body and took it to an island where a magical ring of life existed. And there he buried her along with the ring, knowing that in time its power would encase and revive the soul of the princess within its diamond.

> This is nuts! Just get to the point ok!!

> You have no manner of patience do you David. So the old witch went on to explain that before leaving the island the Ticket Master (who had some magical abilities of his own) woke up the Three Headed Beast in order to protect the princess and the ring from the witch until she was ready to be rescued.

> Look we keep heading further out to sea! I thought we were going back to Exeter? Whats going on?

> David... it is important you pay attention to the end of the story so you may learn your fate.

> Ok!

> The old witch finished by saying that as punishment for saving the princess, she captured the Ticket Master and imprisoned him inside the Dragons cave. And so after hearing all this Divad asked if she was so evil why had she helped him find the treasure? The old witch laughed hysterically once more and said that although she had magical powers she could not magic gold, and desired great wealth herself to build a kingdom of her own, and since she could not defeat the Three Headed Beast or enter the realm of the Mer-King she had used Divad to find the ring and obtain the treasure.

> Ok so like me divad was tricked! What next?

> Well, after realizing he'd been tricked and that the witch wanted the riches for herself, Divad flipped into a mad rage and attempted to kill her with a golden dagger he found in the mound of treasure in the basket! But sadly the old witch was too quick, and he did not succeed.

> Are you ever gonna get to the point?

> Yes!

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> Hello?

> WTF! Your owl guy has just jumped out the basket & he not got parachute!

> Don't be silly David; of course he has a parachute. It was hidden under the wings of his costume. (Smiley Face).

> Ok very funy! I don't know how to fly this balloon ok, your owl pilot guy did something to the flame thing! Just stop this ok!

> How do you propose I stop anything David? You and your play-thing are alone inside a hot air balloon thousands of feet from the ground travelling out to sea! I don't see how any intervention on my part will help? Although, thinking about it there is one thing that might help you land safely.

> WHAT?

> There is an instruction manual. It's a quick guide for operating the 'flame thing' and landing safely!

> Where?

> I'm sorry David but we must really get back to the story.

> Iv looked everywhere in here, thers no manual?

> So, following Divad's unsuccessfully attack with the dagger, the old witch turned back into the owl and flew out of the basket, and as she did she cast a spell on the balloon, removing the magic that the Mer-King had put on it to carry all the weight of the gold. And so the balloon began to fall from the sky taking Divad and his treasure along with it.

> Divad was powerless to save himself and screamed to the owl that if he survived he would seek his revenge. But the owl/old witch laughed back at him saying that when he and the balloon had met their fate she would then collect the treasure. And so as we see the balloon plunging back through the clouds uncontrollably towards earth, Millie's story of Divad the Money Monkey concludes.

> Wheres the manual you fuck!!

> Oh dear. Are you losing altitude David? (Sad Face).

> Yes! Your owl guy did something to balloon before he jumped! Dont do this ok, you'v had your fun! Wheres the manual?

> The instruction manual is fastened to the underside of the balloon basket David. (Smiley Face).

> WHAT! Look you got everything out of me today ok. You got my house, my money, & made me ben & sandra suffer, so you win ok. The end right!

> Wrong!

> What more you want from me!!

> The game doesn't end until you guess my name remember.

> Your Cilla wiv an extra A!!! Stop fucking around ok! The joke is over!

> But I'm not Cilla with an extra A David. Here is the very last letter of my name; perhaps it will help you complete the last piece of your puzzle: (M).

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> Look I still don't know ok!!

> So to recap you have the following letters of my name: C, I, L, L, A, A and now you have M. Don't worry I'll give you some time to think about it David. I will text you soon. (Smiley Face).

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