> Ok, got 1st item! Its a bicycle puncture repair kit? WTF?
> That was quick. (Smiley Face). I'm curious please explain how you found it?
> Your clue said on heated sand (beach) some things are real, some things may not be, & I saw a guy wearing a T shirt with mirage written on it, he was selling bottled water (i.e quench thirst) & he was sat next to a big sand castle. So whats with the puncture repair kit?
> All in good time. Well done David, I'm impressed. But my friends tell me a few children have stopped you with their parents to take a photograph with Divad the monkey, and you have blatantly ignored them. Please don't upset the children.
> Fuck me, you said I need to hurry remember! I don't have time for photo taking do I! You want me to play your game or not?
> Well you can at least be polite in the manner of your refusal David. (Angry Face). Here is the clue to the second item: 'With a tasty incentive, the stubbornness will go, but first find the owner with the third treat you own'.
> What? Stubbornes, are you referring to me in that clue?
> No David, but I like your thinking. (Smiley Face).
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> The clock is ticking David. It is now 2:06pm, how are you getting on?
> Ok, just got 2nd item! Stubborn as a mule, mule is donkey, so the donkey rides on beach & the incentive was the treat & the treat was the carrot with the number 3 in the suitcase for the donkey. Donkey owner gave me item & its a foot pump, again WTF?
> Wow... you're getting good at this. Well done again. I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this David. (Smiley Face).For your clue leading to the compass you will need to take a ride on the donkey. Here is your clue: 'Look real hard, and you might see, far in the distance a faint palm tree, but beneath its branches, hidden and shy, awaits a prize for which you may ask why'. This one is easy.
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> Any ideas yet David?
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> That's the hut with the coconut shy, but its on the other end of beach from where I am!!
> Which is why I have provided you with a Donkey. My friends will guide the donkey alongside you; we wouldn't want you galloping uncontrollably off into the horizon without first completing your quest! Now, hop on the donkey and make your way to the coconut shy. You must hurry the clock is ticking.
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> Am on donkey, but your thugs keep stopping for bloody kids to take photos!! It goin to take ages at this pace! You'll have to hold the boat back ok!
> Fair enough David, I will do what I can to postpone the boat ride for a while longer. As I've said before we don't want to upset the children, after all it's not every day they get to see a famous character actually acting out a scene from their favorite book.
> Ok nutter let me guess, so in the story divad gets on a donkey and uses it to cross the dessert (Weston beach) to find the compass. Then what? What happens next in this fucking story?
> I'm so glad you are finally taking an interest in Millie's book David. Yes that's right. (Smiley Face). After riding the donkey and finding the mystic compass, Divad uses it to guide him to a secret island where the bones of an ancient Princess are buried. Divad must find and unearth the coffin of the Princess in order to find a magical ring which is needed for the guardian at the end of the rainbow.
> You bitch! So you'v buried sandra with the ring, that what the spade in suitcase is for!
> Yes, that's correct David. Like I said before, our game today loosely follows Divad's quest to find his treasure. But you keep referring to me as a female, yet you have not discovered my identity and nor have I confirmed it?
> Bollox! I know its you babs, all the shit about not upsetting the kids, your defo a woman, & with you working for millies publisher & your perfect spelling crap, it is you!! I just cant remember your name!
> My friends tell me you are approaching the coconut shy. When you get there you must knock down three coconuts with five balls, do so and you will be given the compass. As requested I have managed to postpone your boat ride to the island until 14:30pm, it is now 14:16pm. You should also be advised at this point that your play-thing has been trapped for a few hours and by my calculations is by now beginning to lose air, so please hurry! Text me when you have the third item.
> WTF! I swear if anything happens to her!!
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> Ok, got third item, this not a compas its some kind of gps device?
> It is a modern day compass David. Now please make your way to the Knightstone Causeway where your boat to Steep Holm Island awaits. My friends will escort you. Please text me once you have boarded the boat.
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