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SMS Transcript: Part 14 - 5:54pm

> My friends tell me that your play-thing has finally woken up and is making quite a racket. (Smiley Face).

> Yea, so why wont they let me get her out!!

> Because you haven't asked nicely yet David.

> Ok, please can I let her out?

> Very well, you have my permission to release your play-thing from her box.

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> Happy now David? You should be. My friends tell me if it wasn't for the fact you're in a balloon basket thousands of feet above land, they would insist you two got a room.

> Ok now what? We are going to Exeter rite?

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> Hello?

> Ok, whats going on!!

> Ok very funny. Why your two thugs got parachutes? Whats going on?

> Divad's story didn't end with him disappearing through the white fluffy cloud David... it continued.

> What? Stop fucking about ok, just say what your up to!

> You see, throughout his quest there was something Divad didn't know. The magical Enchantress, who had granted the wish, knew Divad didn't have the inner strength to make the journey on his own, so she secretly sent three Guardian Bears to guide and protect him along his dangerous path. And so all along Divad thought it was he who had defeated the Dragon, when really it was the Bears who had attacked and weakened it before Divad drew it out of the cave. Divad also believed it was he who outwitted and escaped the Three Headed Beast on the island, but secretly it was the Bears who cunningly used bells to distract the beast while Divad went searching for the princess's grave.

> Ok I get it. So your three thugs have been my bears, I get the bear t-shirt thing now! Very good so now what? Whats going on?

> Well, being loyal to the magical enchantress's commands the three Guardian Bears continued their mission to protect Divad even after he'd got the treasure. So as the balloon rose the three bears leaped from the Mermaids Rock to grasp onto the basket, but sadly only two of them made it! And so the two surviving Guardian Bears hung there under the basket for days, all to protect Divad.

> Just say what your getting at ok!!

> After many days of travelling the sky's Divad begins to see the tip of the jungle he came from peeking over the beautiful horizon...

> Wtf!? Ok whats that about! Your two thugs have just jumped out of basket!!

> Knowing Divad's home was now in sight the magical Enchantress called to her two Guardian Bears to allow Divad to finish his quest alone, and so with a quick spell and a flash of light they were gone.

> Ok, the two bears are gone so your two thugs are gone, very good I get it! So wtf is going on??

> Is your play-thing enjoying the ride? Is she appreciating the stunning bird's eye view of the world?

> Ok your bird-man pilot has just pulled gun out on us! WTF!

> Ah yes, well since my two friends had to leave so suddenly, I also had to leave the pilot with an effective form of defense against your unpredictable outburst tendency's David! So please behave, and tell your jittery play-thing not to make any sudden girlish noises or movements which might unnerve the pilot and cause him to squeeze the trigger!