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SMS Transcript: Part 13 - 5:14pm

> Yea well I don't trust anything you say ok!!

> Okay! So shall we get back to your confession?

> I wasnt confessing anything!!

> Very well David, since you are reluctant to explain what happened in your own words, I will change tact, and instead it will be I who will tell you the events leading up to Millie's death as per Ben's confession, and you can either admit or deny said claims. What do you say; it's a far easier option for you.

> Whatever!!

> Excellent. Okay so let's start with an easy to admit or deny question. Ah yes I know one; do you admit or deny to having a long term affair with Sandra, long before and after Millie's death?

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> It's very annoying when you ignore me David.

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> My friends are offering to dangle you over the edge of the basket by one leg at your refusal to answer, but I've told them you wouldn't be so stupid as not to answer.

> Admit!

> Thank you. And do you admit or deny to having a dependency on alcohol, which in turn caused most of the turbulence in your marriage.

> Deny!

> Thank you. And do you admit or deny to owning a very small penis and a very large ego?

> Fuck YOU!!

> Thank you. And do you admit or deny using the Pethidine-Plus pills (which Sandra obtained from her place of work) as a method of slowly drugging your wife to death.

> Lets cut to the chase ok sherlock-shithead. Why dont you just tell me all of what you think you know! Then I'll tel you if I admit it or not ok!

> Very well David. In that case with the evidence I have, and Ben's full confession, I believed the following events are what actually took place leading up to Millie's murder! I shall break it up into parts for you. Are you ready...

> Yea im ready! In fact im putting my bullshit repellent ear muffs on rite now! (Smiley Fuck You Face).

> PART 1: After Millie's full recovery from cancer you instantly noticed a change in her, a change you didn't like. She had more life than ever before, she was more confident. She began to see through you and refused to believe your lies. She wasn't conforming to your 'be a good housewife' mantra like before. She started asking questions, taking control and you didn't like it one bit.

> Really!

> PART 2: So as the months rolled on, the stronger Millie became and the weaker you felt, until eventually you couldn't take it anymore. But you knew a divorce would be too difficult, that the full truth of your alcohol addiction and affair with Sandra would come out, casting a dark cloud of suspicion and blame amongst friends, family and business associates. So you began planning her death with Sandra, and in July last year you obtained the lethal Pethedine-Plus pills and secretly administered them to your wife on a daily bases. Isn't that right David.

> NO!

> PART 3: By early August Millie was very ill and mostly bedridden believing she had a very bad case of the flu. But at the end of August something went wrong. Millie came down one morning and caught you crushing the pills into her tea, and that's when the fight broke out, that's when you struck her across the face with the rolling pin, and she fell backwards splitting her head on the kitchen worktop and falling lifeless to the ground.

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> PART 4: In your panic you called Ben to the house, and certain of his loyalty, you confessed about using the pills and what had happened in the kitchen that morning. You then promised Ben a fortune if he would clean up the blood, seal the body in plastic wrapping and roll it up in the large rug, while you went out to collect your thoughts.

> This a brill bit of fiction!

> PART 5: So, when you returned home some hours later (and a few beers heavier) Ben had done what you asked, and Millie's body was now wrapped up for disposal and hidden inside one of your canoes in your garage. That evening you asked Ben to pick up Sandra, and you all sat around the table to discuss the infamous plan, code-named: 'She went for a swim and drowned at sea.'

> Yea, thats what we called it!

> PART 6: Your plan was simple. On Sunday 3rd of September two days after her death, you went on a day out with your 'wife' taking two canoes with you on your yacht. Concealed in one was Millie's body and in the other a large net of house bricks. Being of similar height and build, Sandra went disguised as Millie wearing her clothes and a blonde wig. Once out at sea you met up with Ben in a speedboat who helped you unload and dispose of the body. The plan then was to take Sandra discreetly back to shore while you made the necessary SOS calls, and go on your pretend frantic search into the night.

> Bla Bla Bla!!!

> But like I said this morning. Something went wrong and Millie floated back up, didn't she David.

> YAWN

> PART 7: Naturally after Millie floated back up, you all panicked. So a new plan was quickly devised which meant Ben had to take Sandra and the body back to shore, but he had to wait until nightfall before he could drag the wrapped body to a hiding place and wait for you to meet him. Sandra was told to go straight back to her apartment and carry on with life as normal, until you contacted her after the police and press had stopped sniffing around.

> Cant wait for 'Fart 8!!'

> PART 8: And so after your initial questioning by the police later that evening, you went casually back home, freshened up, waited until 3am and then took the Landrover to where Ben was with the body. You then loaded Millie into the back of your car and told Ben to return the speedboat back to the harbor and then go home. Afterwards you drove 36 miles inland to the forest of Blackmore, where you carried the rug-mummified body, dug a hole and buried it. You then drove home making sure you arrived before daylight. The following day you spent most of the afternoon scrubbing all evidence from the boot of the car. Are these, or are they not the events which led to Millie's death?

> No Sherlock shitface they are not!

> I sincerely beg to differ David.

> Yea well, I sincerely beg for you to drop dead, but thats not happening any time soon is it!!

> I have a few important things to do, so I will text you back soon. I hope you enjoy the ride and spectacular views in the meantime.

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