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SMS Transcript: Part 5 - 12:09pm

> What you getting at sicko!

> Would you consider Sandra one of your life's treasures David?

> Why?

> What if I told you that your play-thing was currently trapped with a valuable ring, and both were awaiting your rescue?

> Fuck you. Your bluffing!

> Really? (Laugh Out Loud). After all that's happened so far. After the custom made costume, arranging your theater appearance and all that Ben has gone through, you actually think I'm bluffing? Trust me David; you have no idea the months of preparation I have invested in our little game today!

> I still don't believe you, your trying to scare me becaus I don't give a shit about your game anymore!

> You constantly underestimate me. I will send you a short sound file as proof. In it you will hear a brief telephone conversation I had with Sandra shortly after she was captured. Obviously the sound of my voice has been altered, (I have used a cleaver little app which allows the user to alter the sound of their voice to sound like a well-known celebrity or movie character). I opted for the voice of Darth Vader since I know you're a huge fan of the Star Wars franchise. You will however have no problem recognizing the sound of your play-thing! Please text me once you have heard the recording.

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> Why you have to involve her! How you get her? Where is she!

> Don't worry, Sandra was given some medication to sleep shortly after our little chat. We couldn't have her screaming and shouting like that. So she will be peacefully unconscious for some time yet. Please remember I will always be one step ahead of you David, and note that I do not bluff and I do not like to be tested! So, are you sure you would like to opt out of my game?

> Where is she?

> Have you looked at the map yet?

> Yes, there are points on it I know, but it dont make sense! Theres a dotted line going from the beach to steep holm island, whats that about? Is that where she is?

> As you will recall after your narration at the theater earlier, the story was left with Divad being told by the magical Enchantress that inside his suitcase he would find a few items to help him along the rest of his journey, which included a map to the treasure at the end of the rainbow. Since the story stopped there you clearly need to know what happens next in order for you to find out what you'll be doing next, would you like to know David?

> Look if your gonna make me do this at least cut the monkey story crap & get to the point ok! Just tell me where she is & what I got to do to get her, pleas ok! You'v already got me & ben so why make her suffer to?

> Don't worry David. Sandra may be feeling a little cramped, but she is not suffering just yet. Now on to what happens next. In Millie's multi award winning story Divad opens his suitcase and finds the exact same items you have already listed, and attached to each item Divad saw numbers ranging from 1 to 6. Can you please confirm which item number 1 is attached to?

> What you mean cramped & not suffering yet? Just tell me where she is OK!

> I am trying to tell you David. Please be patient. Can you please confirm which item number 1 is attached to?

> The banana

> Correct. So Divad realizes that this wasn't just any banana. It was a magical banana, which after eating would give him all the energy he required for his long journey ahead without having to eat another thing. So please feel free to eat your banana David, I'm sure it will provide you with as much energy as the all-day-breakfast - which my friends tell me you did not eat. (Sad Face).

> Still not hungry!

> Well, you can keep it in your suitcase for later on. Now, can you tell me which item the number 2 is attached to please?

> The envelope

> Excellent. In Divad's story he also sees a number two attached to his envelope and realizes that this is the second item to be used along his journey. So he turns the envelope over and reads a note written on the back which read: 'To find your treasure you must first be bold and seek the Ticket Master who resides inside the cave of the Dragon. Only the Ticket Master can grant you passage across the sea, but you will require a golden note which is concealed inside this envelope. You will find the location of the Dragon on the first point on the map. Do not open the envelope for its contents are for the Ticket Masters eyes only!' Now, can you confirm the first point on your map please David.

> The dragon inn pub, on meadow street. Very funy!

> Thank you David. This will be the place of your next appearance which has been scheduled for 13:00pm. Since it is only a few minutes' walk from where you are now, you have plenty of time to make your way there. As always my friends will accompany you. (Smiley Face).

> Ok, so who or what is at the pub! What crap you got me doing this time?

> Don't worry, there's no reading needed this time. Although Millie would have been so proud of your narration. (Smiley Face). I have arranged a long overdue reunion with someone you know.

> Who? Let me guess, this person is supposed to be the ticket master, right nutter!

> Yes. (Smiley Face). Now you're getting the story tie-in David. But I'm sorry I can't say who the person is since it is a surprise. But I can give you a clue; their name begins with the letter M and ends with the letter E.

> Bollox!!!

> No David, I said it begins in M and ends in E silly.

> Your just trying to fuck with me!

> I'm sure I don't know what you mean? But when you meet this person please hand them the envelope unopened, and in exchange they will give you four tickets which you will need for the next phase of your journey.

> You want me to believe its millie im meeting don't you! Its all part of your sick game isnt it! Well fuck you, I know its not possible!!

> You'll be surprised what is possible David. Now fasten up Divad's costume, put the headpiece back on and start making your way there, it is now 12:51pm and we wouldn't want you rushing in this heat and almost passing out again. Please don't forget your suitcase and text me before you enter the Dragon Inn. (Smiley Face).

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