Énouement ☆ hxh x gnreader

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    " I've never seen them either, but I've read about books that spoke about them... but you add white vinegar and dressing to the rice which you mix up raw fish, " Kurapika explained while I made cute little rice beds y'know for future use. " Fish ?! Where can we find that in the middle of the forest ?! " Leorio shouted in disbelief almost

    "Why don't you speak louder, moron! There must be pools or rivers around here !!"  Kurapika whisper-yelled, throwing a wooden spoon at him. " Might as well tell everyone huh Leorio !?" I added it for dramatic effect. 

    As soon as Kurapika finished his sentence everyone was already running to catch some fish. 

    After a while, I caught 2 fish cause I'm so amazing, and just in case, but I also don't know jack shit about fishes so I just picked one that looked most edible. I cut up the fish into pieces that'll fit the rice beds I made earlier, I made like 5– no! That's an odd number! make another one !! 6 pieces of sushi 🍣 <- like that 

    Now I just have to serve this to Menchi and..!

    " The size is too small!" Menchi criticized, 

    I dramatically gasped, " it's not even that small! That's like, average !! Plus it probably has a great personality... " I argued, " the hell are you even talking about ??" Menchi was just in confusion 

    Anyways no one passed, some fat guy tried to attack Menchi, Netero arrived and now we're some mountain yay!

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    "But.. what's down there.. ?" 

    " your mom"

    After menchi threw a whole tantrum because nobody could cook right, now we are on a mountain.

    "Those are spider eagle webs" Menchi explained, a strong wind gust from below making some fat dude fall on his back, 'how does that make your fatass fall even?'

    "Are you scared ~" Killua teased me with a cat-like grin "nah bruh I have balls of steel" I laugh at my own joke and his laughing at me cause I'm stupid ☹ no one understands me 🥀💔

    Later then, Menchi took one for the team as she fell down, she hung on one of the webs and grabbed an egg. 

    "Even if she did get one egg, how will she climb back up?" I heard Leorio mutter, when Menchi felt the draft she let go of the web, successfully grabbed an egg, and girl bossed her way back up like the queen she is. "Is she trying to kill herself?!?" People gasped

    "She's literally a pro hunter, Leorio." I looked at him with a 🤨 face

    After a few seconds, I could feel the draft come along with Menchi. Just from seeing that excitement filled you more

    "Hell yeah! I've been waiting for this one!" I smiled, genuinely excited that I get to jump down a cliff. I've always thought about how probably peaceful falling is,

    The five of us jumped simultaneously and successfully gripped a web next to Gon. Then some dumbasses didn't understand the assignment and jumped before the draft could even come. 

    As I waited for the next draft the web was beginning to loosen because of how many people there were and I tried not to think much of it cause I know it was not gonna break cause we the main characters, we have protection but, fuck man. 

    Just as the web was about to snap the draft finally came, I let go of the web and I panicked a bit when the egg neared cause what if I don't get one huh?? All for nothing, but thankfully I got one.

    "That was the experience of my life bro" I spoke while munching on my egg. "This is actually really good shit.

    "I can see why they're called Dream eggs," Kurapika said with a smile decorated on his face. 

    "Yeah but your egg is my dream egg baby." I smoothly say while smoothly winking at him and smoothly biting my lip. 

    Leorio and Killua burst out laughing 'cause I'm so funny🤪 and Kurapika was also clearly holding his laughter in with a red blushed face, my man was shocked. 

    "Don't say things like that please.."

    Then after the second phase, I was finally given time to relax "Okay, Gon, Y/n, let's explore the airship!" Killua announced and Gon agreed quickly. "Nah, I'm too tired for that." I waved at them as they went on their own.

    "Seriously, how could they have so much energy?" Leorio was exhausted and it was clear from his voice and face alone. 

    "You're just old, grandpa," I said while going away to sleep. He argued with me calling him grandpa but was seriously too tired to shout. 

    "I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight.." Leorio yawned, Kurapika related, "However, I do have one concern... how many phases are there"

    I answered him "Like five I guess?" Based on what I remember, there were five phases.

    "On average, there are about five to six stages" A voice suddenly joined, knowing it was Tonpa I didn't bother to look. "No one asked" I responded, 'I hate this guy. 

    "But, Kurapika–" 

    "He didn't ask you. Go away, shoo lil annoying fly" 

   He ignored me and continued, "But you should be careful, the secretary only told us when we'll arrive at our destination, it's possible the third exam could take place on the ship itself," Tonpa lied to get them on their guard so they wouldn't have energy the next day.

    "Are you serious?!" Leorio complained, "That does make sense..." Kurapika agreed with Tonpa.

    I pretended to think about it a bit, "Hmm, I doubt it" I hummed. "How can you be so sure?" Leorio turned to me. "Cause it doesn't make sense Leorio, why would they do that even? That'll kill us! Tiring us to death!" I assured them, "Plus they would have told us to stand by or something" I started to walk away to where Gon and Killua were

"See ya later!"

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btw : im gay so my gay jokes is ok if thats how it works 

Ashjsgsjk why'd this literal took me two weeks to finish wtf😻✨ oml I was watching Erased and boi wtf just slide under the seatbelt how can you not thought of that💀💀 it annoyed me so bad