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"All this shit cause the Zoldyck family is so dramatic, bitches" I muttered as Zebro poured me a fresh cup of tea. I thanked him in a whisper as I hover my face over it, the hot air of the tea hitting my face and eventually fading as I blew it away in an attempt to cool it.
"You wanna see master Killua? Now that's pretty funny" that mf Seaquent laughed, "no it's not goofy," I said but was quickly ignored. EVERYONE HATES ME
"no, we're actually dead serious," Leorio said, and they just went on a boring ass conversation and Gon with his gay speeches that heavily affect anyone who hears it
"Then all 4 of us will open the stupid gate together! See? Problem solved!" I groaned, this shit is dragging out too long shit I just want to sleep fuck
"In that case, why don't you do some training while you're here? With a little bit of training it should be possible, nothing wrong with teamwork, how about it?" Zebro suggested with a smile, Gon seemed to think about it for a moment, "I don't like the idea of being tested..."
"Well it's not like we really have another choice do we, Gon?" I sarcastically say before rolling my eyes. I truly feel like being a hater today teehee "I guess we'll just have to do it!" Leorio beamed, def excited
"Yeah!" Gon smiled, agreeing with him
"All right. Then, I'm gonna need all four of you to put something on"
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"How is this so heavy?" Leorio groaned as he fell on the ground on all fours, "it's not even that heavy, bae you're just weak as hell" I smirked looking down at him, this shit ain't enough to bring me down!!! Too hella strong for this shit!!! "Shut up y/n!"
"It weighs 50 kilograms, wear it at all times except when you're sleeping" Zebro explained, "I'll make it heavier as you get used to it," He says with a smile, evil ass old man...
"Here have some tea" Zebro offered as he puts the cups in front of us, they tried to lift the cup to drink but it wouldn't move, "The cups weigh 20 kilograms, and this teapot 40 kilograms"
"Damn bro it's only 20 kilograms and yall still can't lift it?!?" I bragged while sipping on my yummy delicious scrumptious fresh tea, "Couldn't be me, sucks for you guys, I guess" I say, faking sympathy.
"How are you lifting it so easily??" Kurapika asked after struggling for a min "Do you want me to lift it for you babygirl" I say winking at him, I love babygirlifying Kurapika
"I call bull! y/n probably switched it out with a lighter one!" Leorio suddenly accused me of bs, this dude... "Where the fuck would I get a lighter one, goofy?" He was about to say something back before Zebro had spoken up
"All the furniture and utensils in this house weigh over 20 kilograms, so it is impossible for them to have 'switched it out "
"See? Jealousy is a disease, Leorio" I say in a 'mean girls' type way
"This is useless," a man suddenly joined in the conversation "you know they're just going to give up in two or three days"
Leorio got irritated once again by his comment, "What was that?" mans got serious anger issues, needs management definitely
"Oh, Seaquent, unless I'm mistaken, your shift's already started, hasn't it?" Zebro reminds him, and with that Seaquent walked away to start, Leorio was still angry by what he said, growling even, wtf
Leorio stood up from his seat, "Oh, by the way, where's the bathroom?" Zebro points behind him "Right through that door over there"
Leorio took a good second staring at it while panting, "Let me guess, that bathroom door is also..."
"Of course, that door weighs 500 kilograms"
"500?!? Are you kidding me?!" Leorio exclaimed, "Shit bro how are we gonna pee and shit and shit and pee?!?!" Even I'm concerned, damn "Luckily there's a whole ass forest outside, the trees need a lil sprinkling me thinks.." I giggled mischievously
"Please don't pee on the trees," Zebro said in worry,
"Too late, the idea is already out there, what are you gonna do? Stop me? Ok jeff bezos..." I raise an eyebrow at him as I neared the door, "You know what, they're right, kinda, shoulda thought of that before you made the door 500 kilograms, huh?!" Leorio agreed with me as he slowly followed me out, the vest weighing him down from moving faster
"Are you two serious right now..." Kurapika sighs, closing his eyes from disappointment
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Sorry this is kinda short bbys, also sorry for not updating for so long TT A WHOLE YEAR BRO💀 my bad bros I just kinda stopped having an interest in reading or making fanfics😓 BUT IM BACK YIPPIE I HOPE MY FF WRITING SKILLS R STILL THERE. Also, i did rewrite all the chapters so if u haven't read it do it ig its less cringe lols😋
Also, my old phone broke and we had to reset it so all my drafts, ideas, etc vanished
:(( I was working on an assclass, Alice in borderland and jujutsu kaizen ff but it's all gone now😭💔 ITS BEEN A YEAR BUT IM STILL NOT OVER IT I WAS MOST PROUD W MY ALICE IN BORDERLAND ONE
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