Knife Collector, Howarts House, and Melting Spoons

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Remus: We have two questions and a dare from Fanders-And-Fandoms

Remus: The first question is for you Virgil and it says Virgil: Do you collect knives?

 Virgil: *sighs* Alright confession time

Virgil: I actually do secretly collect knives

Remus: *gasps* Wait really?

Virgil: Yeah

Remus: You sexy motherfucker and you we're just gonna hold out on me like that and not tell me about this!? Show us right now you sexy emo spider!

Virgil: *blushing* Alright alright

Virgil: *summons his box full of knives and opens it*

Remus and Janus: *see a bunch of daggers, switchblades, and knives in the box*

Remus: OOH!

Janus: Wow Virgil I'm honestly not surprised that you're interested in this kind of stuff

Virgil:*closes the box and summons it away* Yeah believe it or not I think blades are pretty dope

Remus: HOT!

Remus: Alright the last question is for you Jan and it says Janus: What Hogwarts house are you?

Janus: Not Slytherin

Virgil: No surprise there

Remus: Yup

 Remus: Alright and the last one is a dare for me and it says Remus: Melt all of the spoons

Remus: Say no more!

Remus: *runs to the kitchen and summons a pot full of lava*

Remus:*takes all of the spoons out of the drawer and throws them in the pot full of lava*

Remus: *watching the spoons melt and cackling like a maniac* BURN SPOONS BURN!

Remus: *walks back in the room* Done!

Remus: Welp looks like you guys have to eat cereal with a fork now!

Virgil: Remus we can easily just summon-

Janus: Shh don't let him have his moment

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