Ask and Dare The Dark Sides

Zero

Remus: *whispers* Psst! Scare Bear!

Virgil: *looks up at Remus*  

Remus: *motions for him to come over*

Virgil: *goes to Remus and whispers* What's up?

Remus: *whispering* Okay so you're probaby gonna kill me for this but that's not the only thing you're gonna be killing today

Virgil: *whispering, concerned* Remus what are you talking about?

Remus: *glances at Janus across the room reading a magazine and whispers in Virgil' ear* So we got a dare from HeatherGrace133 and it says I dare Virgil and Remus to turn the temp down to 0 and time how long it takes until Janus passes out. (Virgil has to give Janus cuddles after as an apology)

Virgil: *whispering in a panicked tone* Remus no we are not doing that again!

Remus: *whispering* C'mon please

Virgil: *whispering* Remus 0 degrees would basically kill him

Remus: *whispering* Okay how about this as soon as he passes out I'll immediately turn the thermostat back up and we'll try to warm him up as soon as possible

Remus: *whispering* Also if he dies I'll take the blame

Virgil: *sighs and whispers* Fine

Both: *walk to the thermostat*

Remus:*turns down the temperature to 0*

Remus and Virgil: *immediately hear Janus collapse on the floor in the other room*

Remus: 2 seconds!

Virgil: *runs to Janus in the other room*

Remus: *turns the thermostat back up and follows*

Virgil: *put his head on Janus' chest and sighs of relief* 

Virgil: He's still breathing

Remus: Well there's only one thing left to do

Remus: *takes out gasoline and matches*

Virgil: REMUS NO

Remus: How else are we supposed to warm him back up after all that?

Virgil: *stares at Remus* 

 Virgil: What we always do

Virgil: The blankets, the cuddles, his room!

Remus: *cackles* Oh yeah that's right

Remus: *puts gasoline and matches away*

Remus: *wraps Janus in 6 heating blankets and carries him to his room*

Remus: *lays Janus down facing the heat lamp*

Janus: *slowly starts warming back up and starts coughing*

Remus: He's alive!

Janus: *looks around his room and the blankets he's wrapped in*

Janus: You guys did it again didn't you!

Remus: *cackles* Yeah we had to do it for our dare

Janus: *trying not to get angry*

Virgil: *cuddles Janus in a blanket* My dare was to cuddle you afterwards as an apology

Janus: *cuddling Virgil* Fuck your apology I almost died!

Janus: *still cuddling Virgil* Again!

Y'all really like seeing Janus practically die huh?