Dem Ass Cheeks Doe, A Sequel

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a series chapter? y'all tripping

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Dumbass woke up in the hospital

"The fuck."

"Lots of news." A docter says.

"Ok"

"You're dad is dead. The hippo. And you almost just died. Shrek escaped. Also your brother is dead."

"What??"

"You have stab marks in you. Also a man has gone on a stabbing rampage across the world."

"the same one that killed bobisimo??"

"No.. he's dead."

"Then who??"

Shrek walked in.

"Its better if he tells you." says the doctor

"What? Dad? who is it??"

"Dumbass i'm so so sorry but its.. its..
dumbass didn't wanna believe what was about to be said

"No.. please don't tell me—"