Praise Me [BL]

Chapter 38

not @ yall encouraging harrison to bite ppl 👁👁

QOTD: what's your ideal date?

Caesar held my thigh as I watched another unfamiliar building whip by while he drove. The farther from home that we drove, the more unsure I was about where we were going. "Are we going-"

"Harrison, I'm gonna choke you if you ask one more time."

I sank down in my seat and resisted the urge to tell Morgan to do it. He was sitting in the backseat, in the middle, while messing with the air conditioning knobs. "What if I'm hungry?" Out of nowhere, he thrusted a granola bar towards me. "..Where'd you get that?"

"My bag."

Caesar squeezed my thigh softly. "There's food there, you can eat whenever you're hungry."

I stuffed the granola bar in my jean jacket for later, though I'm sure I wouldn't eat it. "Where did you guys go for dates before we started dating?" I asked curiously while looking out the window. It was dark out, pushing past eight o'clock.

"Um," Caesar made a thoughtful noise, "just out to eat or something simple like that. We've lived together for a while so we usually go a lot of places together even if it's not a date."

"We go to concerts sometimes." Morgan added. "But only if they're close by." Could we be going to a concert? Just thinking about how late it was already, it would make sense. "Once we're both 21, we're gonna go to clubs~" He shook my shoulders in excitement from behind.

Caesar made an amused sound and Morgan gave him a look. "Shut up."

"What? I didn't even say anything."

"Alright, grandpa." And then he went back to shaking my shoulders. "We're gonna get wasted~"

"Grandpa?"

"Or cradle robber, whatever you wanna call it."

"I'm literally three years older than you."

"Exactly."

I made a soft noise and nodded. "23 does sound old."

"You-? We're only three years apart."

"When you were three, I wasn't even born. You were walking around and doing whatever for three years while I didn't even exist. That's weird." Morgan explained and I bobbed my head in agreement.

"..Then call me daddy."

"..." I blinked at him in surprise, not expecting that response at all.