Ninja

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From no one: I don't know.... act like a ninja.
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*sneaks around*

Notch: Ugh, there are no good books anymore. *walks out of library*

*takes out diamond sword* heh heh, time to stealth. *puts ninja mask*

Notch: Hey, where's my sword?

KAWAAAAIIIIII! *slashes sword around* Face the ninja! *does come-at-me sign*

Notch: HOLY MOTHA OF TRUCKERS! WHY IS A NINJA HERE?!

Hiya! *karate chop with sword*

Notch: *dodge* I don't know why, BUT YOUR GOING DOWN!

Everyone: *hides and peeks out*

Eddy: That mask totally clashes with that sword.

Shelly: Forget about the outfit, THERE IS A NINJA FIGHT!

Nyan Cat: NYAN NYAN! (I'm coming for you!)

*gets tackled by Nyan Cat* OW! NYAN NYAN NYAN NYYYYYAN! (It's me Glitzy, this is just a costume)

Nyan Cat: NYAN NYAN NYAAAN? (What the heck, how can you understand me?)

*dodges attack* NYAN NYA YAN NYAN AN. (I have my ways...)

Nyan Cat: NYAN YA. (Ok you can continue) *flies away*

Sparky: Why didn't you finish him? Hiss.

Nyan Cat: YAN. (Can't)

Charlie: Still can't understand this "thing"

Notch: HA I GOT YOU! *pins me* REVEAL YOURSELF!

*pulls mask away* It was a dare! I had to be a ninja.

Notch: Wait, I saw you earlier talking to Nyan Cat, CAN YOU UNDERSTAND IT?!

NYAN NA YA NYAN NY. (Yes, yes I do.)

Notch: Nyan Cat say something then you translate.

Nyan Cat: NYAN YAN NYAN YN NA YA NYAN NYAN (Notch is a fat show off with a ugly MOTHA TRUCKA hat.)

*snicker* hee hee hee hee ha ha ha *breathes short* HAW HAW HAW HAAAWWWWWW!!! NYAN YAN NY NYAN NYA? (I totally agree, fist bump?)

Nyan Cat: *fist bump*

Notch: Wat did it say?

Nothing........ /^3^\
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I can speak Nyan Language! Acting like a ninja was a great dare. Anyway, ASK, DARE, AND COMMENT!

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