cutekittywolf12: I dare all of you to speed date with random people.
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Aaaaaawwww, crap. >:(
Everyone: Wut is it now?
Ahem, cutekittywolf12 dare all of us to speed date with random people. I said aaaawwww crap because speed dating isn't my thing. (I am a loner until high school or college. :3)
Shelly: Ugh, let's get this over with.
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Eddy's Date
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Completely random Enderwoman: Hi. *starts teleporting around Eddy* You look ok, for a guy.
Eddy: Great, a critic, *sigh* let's just go get a smoothie.
Enderwoman: SMOOTHAYS! *teleports crazily* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Charlie's Date
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Gal Creeper: Sooooooooooooo, do ya like to sneak on players?
Charlie: Sure, I guess. *looks around* Hey, there's one right there! *points to random place*
Gal Creeper: WHERE?! *looks*
Charlie: *runs away*
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Sparky's Date
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Lady Spider: Hey there, what do you like to do?
Sparky: Eh, I like games, anime, movies-
Lady S: Oh mah g-o-s-h, so do I! Have you seen Fairy Tale?!
Sparky: Episode 58 was epic!
Lady S: Yah, hey want to meet sometime soon? *gives phone number and winks*
Sparky: Consider me there. *takes it*
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Shelly's Date
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Guy Skeleton: Hey babe, wanna see meh work out? *tries to flex*
Shelly: Um, you don't have muscles.
Guy Skeleton: Excuuuuuuuuse me, that doesn't mean I can't lift weights. *runs up to a big barbell and tries to lift it*
Shelly: Um, I admire your never-give-up tude but that looks like it's gonna- *sees him get crushed*, yah.
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Zach's Date
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Zach: UUUGGGGGGHHHH
Girl Zombeh: UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH
Zach: UUUUUUGGGGGGUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Girl Zombeh: UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH
Zach: Screw dis, I'm leaving! *walks slowly away* If I can walk faster then, yah. (Total quote from one chapter I forgot about. I think notch said it.)
Girl Zombeh: ..................... UGH
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Hero's Date
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Woman Player: So I was like, get your face outta my face and she was like no, make me. So then I was like BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Hero: GAWD, MAKE HER STAHP! *plugs ears*
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Notch's Date
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Notch: Mom! What are you doing here?
Notch's Mom: Well, I came here to meet a charming guy I found on the internet. He said he would be at this table.
Notch: That was me mom. 0////////0
Mom: Well, then let's order something while we are still here! *looks on menu*
Notch: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
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My Date (bleh)
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Random Guy: ........................
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Random Guy: ......................*tries to talk to me* H-
*holds hand in his face* Don't even think about it.
Random Guy: ....................
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Back to the Hangout
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Everyone except Sparky: Mine was horrible.......... Tell me about it........... He was too stupid........... I think I'm still deaf......
Sparky: My date was goooooooooood.
Oh shaddup, Sparky! *bish slaps him*
Sparky: *rubs cheek* Ow............
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Well then, that was a bust. Except for Sparky. ANYWAY, SEND THOSE DARE AND QUESTIONS!
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