Everyone: *hanging around*
Zach: *is bored* Uuuuuggggghhhh, when is Glitzy coming back?! I WANT PUMPKIN PIE!
Charlie: *nomming on donut* 🍩 ~nom nom~ I donf knowf Zachf... (I don't know Zach)
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SUDDENLY WHOOSH!!!
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Everyone: 😱😱😱😱😱😵🍩Charlie: *coughs out donut* Gak! Ouch, that went down the wrong pipe....
Kgrfhihakerhhv: WE HAVE BROUGHT YOU ANOTHER! *random tiny pigman appears* HERE YOU GO, REJECTS!
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SUDDENLY POOF!!!
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???: W-wha? Where am I? *realizes* Who are you?! Don't kill me! *cowers*Zach: Ohmahgosh, guys! It's another glitch! And she's a girl!
Sparky: *punches his arm* Don't be so rude, it's probably her first time in the Overworld.
Shelly: *goes to her and helps her up* Don't listen to those guys. What's your name, honey?
Penny the Pig(wo)man: P-penny. *quickly looks away*
Shelly: 😌 Are you still scared?
Penny: *shakes head*
Shelly: You don't need to be afraid.
Penny: N-no, it's just, *turns to look at her* I'm blind...*eyes look milky white*
Everyone else: 😨😨😨😨😨😨
Shelly: Is that why your here?
Penny: Yah...... I'm useless to everyone now that I'm at survival age, they even gave me to you glitches. *clearly looks a bit disgusted/disappointed*
Charlie: What's that look for?! *noms on donut*
Penny: Don't kill me!!! *steps back*
*walks in with pumpkin pie in hand* WHO'S GONNA KILL WHO?!?!?
Eddy: Nobody is gonna kill anybody, Glitzy.
Phew! *dodges Zach as he tries to get the pie* Wait, who is she?
Eddy: This is Penny, another glitch.
*gets serious* Penny. *looks at her carefully* I presume that you're blind, right?
Penny: H-how did you know?
One, *dodges Zach again* I have sources. Two, *tosses pie at Zach*
Zach: *face gets splattered by pie* Mmmmmmmm, dawishus! (Delicious!)
I can see the blankness in your eyes.
Penny: O-ok then...... What are you going to do with me then?
Sparky: Find out how you're gonna fight.
Penny: Fight?
Charlie: Yeh, fight. *eats last bite of donut* You do want to survive the battles don't you?
Penny: Battles?!
Eddy: They gave you to us when you had no idea about our job?
Penny: You glitches have a job? *giggles a little* No offense, but everyone thinks that glitches are useless and don't do anything worthwhile.
Well, everyone is wrong. We have a job and it's a very important one at that.
Penny: What is it? Standing around and watch grass grow? Or fight, like you mentioned, imaginary enemies?
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