*ADVISORY* this book is not to insult no one nor anybody, this is just ment for a laugh, giggle, or fart.
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sit down, BROTHAA!!! or SISTA!!! or CREAPPY PERSON!!!!
relax, and imagine how would a future be,
with TORN SHIT !!!
in it....
imagine shit floating on shit....
not the acutual shit like poop....
like stuff...
imagine the day u will get up,
but not get up....
like u would have some floating thinga ma shit and u sittin on top of it like a total badass...
that day would be the day the facepalm will turn universal...
like its cool,
yet bad...
why bad ?
cz then we will be soo fucking lazy, that we cant even get out fat ass to reach over to the bag of chips, or the remote control or wutever dafuq u goin to get.... :)
SOO!!!!!
boyyy!!!
or
girl!!!!
or
BOYER!!!! ( mix of boy and girl )
or
whateva u are....
be worried !!!!
insted of " YOU SHALL NOT PAAAASSS!!!!!" it will turn to " YOU SOO FAAAAAATTTT!!!!!"
cz if u fat right now...
then if all of dis tron shit happens...
u goin to be jaba da hut.....
and u'll look like a pug / blob / or wut ever u will mold ur wideness into :)
