PICK UP LINES (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

44 1 0
                                    

As you read the title
You probably know what this is about
So lets get to it :)

Have you ever thought of saying a pick up line to girl/boy
or what ever ur into
I dont care wut u like or what u are into... XD
I honestly dont wana know....
But anyways back to the topic
You think of saying a pickup line,
Why is dat?!?!?
Well cz...ima be honest bro
i dont know why....
Anyways u think of a pick up line
to get her number or email, or what ever the crap you use....
and if your about to do it...
Thts sounds wrong...
I meant to tell what ever person ur telling...
Goshh.... Ur sooo immature
Anyways, back to the topic
Let me stop u right their brotha..
First step- realize the line your going to say
Second step- think of the line and think to ur self is it good?
Third step- Do the second step again....
Fourth step- do third step dude, prtty sure u didnt think it through
And the last step!!!
Fifth step- inspiered by nike "just do it!"

those are some steps to do it

It u tell a girl for example this line
"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass."
Ok now lets break it down

How much sugar would be required for it to form a comfortable chair

And how would you know if she has a sweet ass.... Like bruh, u tasted already ?
Or unless they have sugar stuck
which by this point this is getting really disgousting

so pls brothas and sistas

Dont take my word
But just think , and be carefull
Some are just really weird,
some arent some probably will work
You never know
You never know if i know where u are
You just never know...

___________________________

Please don't take my word seriously
Im no professional
This all meant for a laugh, smile or giggle
Where i found pickup lines
___________________
http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html

The book of randomnessWhere stories live. Discover now