*ADVISORY* this book is not to insult no one nor anybody, this is just ment for a laugh, giggle, or fart.
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I would normally start with " have you ever" " or " has anyone"
but no....
not today day brotha or sista.... or what ever you are :)
lets just get in the topic !!!!!!
WHOOOHOOOO
GOSHH
....i think im high...
...wait...
...but im sitting down...
...DAFUQ....
WAT EVAAA!!!!!
if its cold and you fart....
how dafuq can you hide it...
like that vaporized shit will betray you and how DAFUQ you hide dat.....
like imagine in publice you cant neglete that you didnt fart!!!!!
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HIDE A HUGE ASS CLOUD THAT CAME FROM YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!!!!
...nvm...
>:)
...actully...
...you have two options...
you could go a really fuked up way or a simple way...
the tools needed are a bag and a cork ( size or cork depeneding you barrel size)
OPTIONS
1.- CORK + YOUR HAND+ BUTTHOLE = GUN LOADED- gass suppesed
( warning: Doing this might make a champane noise and fancy people might run towards you with cups)
2.- BAG + 2 HANDS = GAS PARACHUTE -
( warning: doing this might cause a backflip or at times you being launched off into the hair or even like the movies lauched to the sky and never comning back beacause, well U DEAD )
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PLEASE DO NOT TRY ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AT HOME !!!!!
do it at a friends house..... :)
