VARTIK KI DULHANIYAAS

Hawaii We Are Here!!

*special appearance by kriti sanon *
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(They Reach Hawaii)

Kartik: (takes a  deep breath)  yaar foreign ki thandi saaf sutri Hawa
Varun: aur foreign ke hot hot ladkiyan
Kartik: oh bhaiiii
Varun: tu toh virgin hai ....chal bhag yahan se
Kartik: for the last time I am not a virgin
Varun: chal unse jaake baat karte hain
Kartik: Haan haan chal chal

(they go near the girls on the beach and start flirting with them....
Sara and alia see this and go to the changing room
And walk out wearing hot bikinis
varun and Kartik are just staring at them

kartik:pyaar se bolo jai mata di...sare bolo jai mata di
varun: humara  hindustan sabse Mahan hai
kartik: haan haan bhaad mai gaye yeh angrez ki aulaad
varun and kartik together):Jai mata di

(but alia and Sara go to the other boys at the beach to make then jealous....
varun and Kartik see this and then they also  go to the changing room and after sometime
they come out...

Alia and Sara: (mouth wide open)
Kartik: muh band toh karlo madam
Varun: Warna machchar ghus jayenge
Alia: Haan Haan jaise tum dono un ladkiyon ke peeche maccharon ki Tarah ghum rahe the 
Sara: oooooohhhh
varun: hum kahan  ghum rahe the ?
kartik: haan haan hum kahan ghum rahe the...hum toh bas hi hello namaste ji khene gaye the
Sara: accha ji...kitne bhole ho na tum dono
varun: arre bachpan se hi
kartik: hum kitne Sharif haina varun
Varun: Accha, check in nahi karna kya hotel mai?
Kartik: Wahi toh !Come on  yeh Sara samaan Utha ke andar rakhte hain
Alia: jab Humne change kar hi liya hai, kyun na ek ek dupki ho jaye?
Sara: oooo bada mast idea hai
Life guard: ladies, you can't go to the deep side OK
Sara: hahahah
Alia: watch us

(Sara and alia got into the ocean as if  they were iffa models)

(mean while varun and Kartik)

Varun: yaar tujhe swimming aati hai Kya?
Kartik: nahi bhai tujhe?
Varun: Nahi  yaar
Kartik: ab kya karen?
Varun: kya Karen? Dusre ladkiyon ko check out karenge aur Kya?
Kartik: BHAI tu Kya maal phuuk ke aaya hai aaj?
Varun: tu chalega ki Nai?
Kartik: I am toh always ready bachpan se hi iss din ka mai intezaar kar raha hoon
varun: ufff ...aeee nautanki ab chalega  bhi
Kartik: woh dekh surf boards
Varun: tereko surfing Aati hai kya ?
kartik: haan bhai mai roz internet surf karta hoon
varun:heyyyy bhagwan mujhe abhi ke abhi uthale...
Kartik: yaar surfing karne  wali ko toh Dekh hi sakte hai
varun: waah kya idea diya hai
kartik: aakhir bhai kiska hoon

(in front of the surfing instructor)

Kartik: (telling loudly) yaar hum museum mein aagaye kya?
Varun: kyun?
Kartik: kyunki Yeh ladki koi art piece se kam nahi lag rahi hai
Varun: yaar Mujhe lagta hai Yeh ladki oven se abhi abhi bahar nikli hai
Kartik: kyun?
Varun: kyunki Yeh Bohot zyaada hot hai
Kartik: yaar Sirf foreign ke ladkiyan Itne hot Kaise hote hain?
Varun: pata nahi bhai
kartik:kuch toh baat hai

(the lady walks towards them)

Lady: by the way I'm Indian
Kartik: wait what?
Varun: really? You're from India?
Lady: yep. I heard whatever you said
Kartik: kya bola Humne?
Varun: Humne toh kuch nahi bola.
Kartik: by the way. What's your good name?
Lady: my name is Kriti. But you can call me tonight. (*winks*)
Kriti : I'm kidding I'm kidding. I was only playing along haha.

*author ka note
kaun hai ye kriti?  sartik aur varia ka kya hoga ? where are ananaya ishaan tara n aadar...what about varun's bday...what have they planned? 

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