VARTIK KI DULHANIYAAS

whiskey rum and everything fun (part 2)

kartik:chalo truth n dare khelte hai
everyone:we are not in 7th grade
varun: bhai pakka mat!
kartik: yaar pls khelte hai na,bohut mazza aayega
alia: ok fine! chalo khelte hai
varun: sara tu khel rahi hai na?
sara:haan ji zaroor mai khel rahi hoon
sara:so varun truth or dare?
varun:ahhhh...I will choose truth
kyunki mai sacch ke siva kuch aur nahi bolta hoon
kartik: oh bhai! itna modest mat ban
sara:have u ever been in love before?
varun:I have....not been in love before
kartik : varun atleast jhooth toh theek se bol liya kar
varun:tu chup reh be
varun:sara,truth or dare
sara:mai sirf sach bolungi
alia:uffff...
varun: have u ever had a crush on ur teacher?
sara:hain...ye kaisa sawaal hai? of course NOT kabhi nahi..
alia: who the hell has a crush on the teachers
varun:kartik has....bhai tune bataya nahi?
kartik:dont expose ayyy yeh sara ka truth and dare hai ki mera hai
kartik: ok my chance....alia,truth or dare?
alia: my lord mai sach ke siva kuch aur nahi bolungi
kartik:tera sab se bada pet peeve kya hai?
alia:pet peeve...uhmmm... I think I hate people who burp in front of me
varun:arre kartik ko toh burping ki problem hai! khaane ke baad burping,liquor ke baad bhi dakaar
aree yeh toh sote waqt bhi dakaar Marta hai
sara:eww
varun:yeh jab dekho Dakaar Marta rehta hai ...dakaar ko bhi iski aadat par gayi hai ab toh
kartik: kuch bhi matlab ...bhai jhooth ki bhi ek hadh hoti hai ...mai dakaar hi nahi marta yaar
varun:accha ji sorry! tu dakaar nahi Marta
sara: okieee my turn! varun truth ya dare?
varun:mai bohut daring insaan hoon so I will choose dare
kartik: beta ab tu toh gaya!
sara:this is will be fun! varun wax ur hands
varun: maine shayad theek se sunna nahi
kartik: WAX UR HAND.
varun:mujhe nahi karna
alia: dont be a spoilsport!
kartik: par humare ghar mai waxing strips nahi hai
varun: chalo mai toh bach gaya!
sara:arre mere purse mai toh hai na
kartik: oh bhai! tu aaj toh paaka gaya

(varun sits back while kartik applies the wax strips on his hands)

varun: ahhhh ahhh..bhagwan pls
bacha lena
kartik: chal bhai teen tak gin
varun:ek....
(kartik rips off the strip )
varun:ahhhhhhhhhh...saale tune abhi toh bola teen tak ginne ko
kartik:sry bhai! mai bohut utawala ho gaya tha
sara n alia:wow...kitna soft skin hai tumhara yaar
varun: ouch!it hurts yaar ...ok mera turn
varun:so sara truth or dare?
sara:Dare,Dare,Dare
varun:sing the chorus of ur favourite song.
alia:noooooooooo,tum  log pls apne kaan band karlo
kartik: but y ?
sara (in a terrible voice): Khairiyat pucho, kabhi to kaifiyat pucho
Tumhare bin deewane ka kya haal hai
Dil mera dekho, na meri haisiyat pucho.........
kartik and varun:bas bas itna kaafi hai... agar tum aur gaaogi toh phir hamari khairiyat kaun poochega?
alia:(chuckles)
sara:so mean of u guys
kartik: achha ab meri baari hai poochne ki toh alia truth or dare
alia:Dare
kartik :prank call someone
alia: areee...but kise
kartik:the third  last person on ur contact list...
alia: guys like seriously
varun: haan ji
alia: oh god it's the medical store
all:call call call
alia: is this ramshree  medicals?
can I have can I have six pairs of adult diapers? send it to the railway station please....we r waiting here to catch the plane ...bhaiya jaldi bhej dena.*cuts the call*
alia: I hate u guys ......like what did I even say
varun: matlab railway station mai kaunsi plane udti  hai ,zara batana?
sara:omgggg
alia:chalo kartik now its ur turn
kartik: dare but no waxing please uh!
alia: of course no waxing but tu prank call karega
kartik: shit yaar
alia:prank call the 6th person on ur contact list
kartik:what! it's the pet store,mai unse kya hi poochu ?
alia: I dont know,tumhara dare hai tum jaano
kartik: hi,is this the  little pet store ?
yeah I am actually calling from the agarbatti store which is in bandra...I wanted to know if u have mosquitoes 4 sale...I would really love to buy them...I will use my agarbatti to kill those mosquitoes and I promise I will return u the mosquitoes back
(THE SHOPKEEPER CUTS THE CALL)
varun:bhai tu kya bak raha tha phone pe ?hosh mai toh haina ?
kartik: bhai mujhe Chad gayi hai....mujhe lagta hai ki (kartik passed out)
alia and sara:aye haiiiii cheee
bathroom mai jakar karna

*varun carries kartik and takes him to the washroom.....to know what happens continue reading our story we will be updating 2morrow...)
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