VARTIK KI DULHANIYAAS

Beginning Of Varia

(After everyone leaves, only varun and alia are left on the table)

Alia: I think it's only us now
Varun: I think so too.  Varun: Will you like to have some lasagna?
Alia: Haan kyun nahi
Varun: toh kya aap Pehle kabhi idhar Aayi ho? 
Alia: Haan, ek do Baar family se saath. Tum? 
Varun: main toh yahaan kabhi   Nahi aaya , pehli Baar aaya hun. ..... jagah bohut  Acchi hai na...
Alia: Accha toh tum small talk ke alava kya Kya karlete ho ?
Varun: oh hello madam. Small talk kahan se kahan pohaunch sakta hai Aap ko pata nai
Alia: Accha?  toh Karo na! 
Varun: Accha I'll ask you a riddle
Alia: Accha ask
Varun: you see a boat filled with people, yet there isn't a single person on boat. How is that possible?
Alia: simple, all of must have been married
Varun: waah. Maan gaye Aap ko. Same question Sara ko pucha tha meine. And guess usne kya bola?
Alia: kya bola?
Varun: usne bola ki uss aadmi hi nahi  boat chala rahe the 
Alia: wow  Accha Abh Meri baari
Varun: Haan Haan pucho
Alia: what goes up and down but doesn't move?
Varun: uhh.. Kya bol rahi ho?
Alia: arre yaar gande aadmi. It's a staircase. Pata nai Kya Kya sochte rehte ho tum 
Varun: sorry sorry. Couldnt control my thoughts 
Alia: Chee yaar
Varun: Accha Accha one more. If you have 5 chocolates and I take 3 how many chocolates will you have?
Alia: 5
Varun: nahi Kaise?
Alia: woh mere Chocolates hain mein tumhe kyun Dun?
Varun: yaar .....

(Waiter: here is your chicken lasagna and double friend egg omlet ma'am. Enjoy your date sir)

Alia and varun: date? No this is not a date. Actually we were here with our friends and they have gone somewhere they will be right back.
Waiter: oh OK sorry. Please enjoy your dinner
Varun and alia: thanks
Varun: OK OK. Here's a good one. Which day do chickens hate the most?
Alia: which day?
Varun: Friday
Alia: why?
Varun: because it's a Fry-day. 
Alia: Ohho you're getting better at it Huh?
Varun: Abh itna bhi kuch khaas nahi
Alia: even I have a good one. Why was the egg praised by his teachers?
Varun: kyun?
Alia: kyunki he was egg-celent
Varun: waaaah .....that's so lame
alia:oh shutup better than ur jokes

(Alia and varun have a great time with each other. They didn't even realise how time went by so fast)

Alia: time Kitne Jaldi beeth gaya na? 
Varun: wahi toh. Mujhe lagta hai Yeh ghadi kharab hai
Alia: I wish it was kharab. Tumse baat karke Accha laga
Varun: Mujhe bhi.

(The restaurant staff comes dancing towards varun's and Alia's table and start singing happy songs. Varun and alia are still trying to figure out what is happening then Sara walks in. She settles down. Then kartik walks in. He settled down too. And then Ananaya comes with her boyfriend)

Ananaya: hey guys this is ishaan.
And Tara walks in with her boyfriend
Tara: hi guys this is Aadar. He is my boyfriend.
Aadar: heyyyy guys!

(They all settle down looking at the dance happning in front of them. They all are thinking what's happening. Then the manager of the hotel walks in )

Manager: hello dear customers. This is to inform you that you have been chosen as the lucky customers.
All: lucky customers?
Manager: yes lucky customers! Our hotel is giving you a free vacation to the Hawaiian Islands. For 1 week. Hotels, food, flight tickets, everything will be organised and you don't have to spend even one rupee. U will only have to sign on this paper and you are set to go!
All: OH MY GOD WHAT?!
kartik: bhai mujhe chakar aa raha hai
varun: tu pregnant hai aur mujhe bata ya bhi nahi?
kartik: ha ha very funny
Manager: only because we know alia's and Sara's parents we are offering you this trip.
Ananya and tara: Yay let's all go. The 8 of us. It'll be so fun! 
Varun and kartik: (blank.. Still thinking what's happening)

author's note
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