whiskey rum and everything fun(part 1)

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(after finishing up the dinner and the bill)

Alia: ok this was fun actually...we should do this more often
Sara:haan aloo....bohut mazza aaya
kartik and varun: the pleasure is all ours
Sara:dhanyawaad ji dinner ke liye
alia: arre 10 baje gaye! hostel nahi jaana i
varun:jaana padega kya
kartik: theeke chalo hum aapko drop kar dete hai
varun:jaldi baitho

(all of them finally reach  the hostel)

Alia: hey bhagwan! gate toh uss daayan ne band kardiya
sara:(panicking) ab kya karege ...iss daayan ko toh  mera shrapt lagega
aag mai jalegi...kalmuhi kahinki
kartik:bas bas mate🙏 aaj ke liye itna kaafi hai
varun:aap log chaahe toh aaj hamare ghar mai reh sakte hai....
kartik: hume koi aashanka nahi hai
varun:accha beta! tu rukh jaa
alia:kya bolti hai babes
sara:chal chalte hai ...ek raat ki toh baat hai

(They finally reach varun and kartik's apartment ,sara and alia enter the house)

sara: tum log yahan rehte ho?
kartik: koi shaq?ghar ke kagazaad dikhaye kya?
varun:  par yeh tum kyu pooch rahi ho?
alia:kyunki yeh ghar kabaad khaane se kam nahi hai
kartik: oh hello madam! yeh kabaad khaana kis angle se dikhtaa hai?
sara:obtuse,acute, right angle sabhi angle se dikhta hai .
varun:par yeh sab hamari kaam ki cheez hai
kartik:aap log kahe toh hum kaamwalibai bane
ke liye taiyaar hai..abhi ke abhi pura ghar hum saaf karenge.
varun:hain,sacchi mai
alia:aur nahi toh kya...hum bhi aapki madad karenge
sara:ab chalo bhi ,jaldi jaldi haath batao

(after 1 hour of clean up)

sara:finally!!!
alia: badhai ho! humne kabaad khaana Saaf kar liya!
varun n kartik (together):yeh kabaad khaana nahi hai!!!
varun:arre hum sab ke kapde toh gande ho gaye
alia:ab hum kya karenge?
sara:mai toh extra kapde bhi nahi laayi ...
kartik: koi baat nahi aap log humare
kapde pehen sakte
alia:pakka na ?
varun: haan hi
sara :theeke

(kartik gives his shirt and a pair of shorts to alia whereas varun gives a shirt as well as a pair of shorts to sara they quickly change and meet in the living room)

kartik:aap log kuch khayenge kya ?
alia:nahi yaar bhook nahi hai
sara:haan yaar mujhe bhi bhook nahi hai.
varun: kuch piyenge?
kartik: varun bohut acche drinks banata hai .. try karna chahoge?
varun:itni taaref mat kar bhai!!

(varun made long island ice tea  mixed with rum vodka whiskey and some tequila)

(all of them were quite high after drinking some glasses of it and then
decided to play something u will soon get to know it soon in part 2....)

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