Author: Finally, a Supa Strikas incorrect. Here's the promised incorrect quotes compilation
Note: Let me take a chill pill, last three fics were all requests and I had to write a lot. Stifles my creativity when everything is requested hence the unforeseen 2 months of not uploading
Note #2: My school have reopened and I have to attend classes again. So be aware of infrequent updates. But let's hope for the best :>
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Main Cast:
Supa Strikas
Others:
Coach
Special Mention:
Super League
Lena
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[Shakes and Skarra arguing for the fifth time this morning during No Man's Island]
Shakes: Ah I've got it! This overwhelming forgettable appearance, generic speech style and a total lack of sex appeal...Skarra...are you an NPC?
Skarra, visibly frozen and confused: Huh???
Shakes: I guess you started glitching
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Blok: Bragzzrts Klarghhhs? (Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones in one sitting?)
Big Bo: It was tough but I powered through it
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Grizz: Did you know that being smart is seen as attractive
Lankey: Really? Then tell me a fact I don't know
Eagle Eye and Noah: The mouth of the jellyfish is also known as it's anus
Lankey: Wow you are right, it is hot
Rizo at the back: [starts filing a resignation letter]
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Shakes, doing a speech since he won an award: ...and in the end, we're all human beans. And together we shall rice. Lettuce pray. Ramen.
Supa Strikas and Coach, wiping their tears: That was beautiful
The rest of the Super League: ...the fuck did I just witness
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Shakes: Do you think it's weird that we have to pay money to see other people?
Klaus: Are you talking about movies?
Blok: Klargzzz bzrtg? (Plane tickets?)
Twisting Tiger: Online video calls?
Cool Joe: Bars and clubs?
North Shaw: Prostitution?
El Matador: He means glasses, guys
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El Matador: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple because of the status. Imagine you and your friends arrive on the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death and you just walk in to the arms of your sugar demon like a badass
Cool Joe: It's like like 3am what the hell-
North Shaw: No no
North Shaw: Let him continue. He has a point
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Klaus: I feel like we're not as close anymore when we were in Germany so I got us friendship bracelets
Shakes:....?
Klaus: [handcuffs Shakes' wrist with his and swallowing the key]
Klaus: There you go!
Shakes: Oh man, I already love them
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Eagle Eye: Every talk I've had with you people always get more and more absurd
North Shaw: You keep saying "you people" like you're not part of the Defender Bros. Well I've got bad news for you, bud. You're already on the Christmas card.
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Incorrect Super League
FanfictionThe Super League at its finest. Mostly about Supa Strikas being the weirdest team but they'll be other teams like Iron Tank or Nakama being hobos as well. It's official folks, my book is incorrect qoutes, oneshot, series and a chatfic. The recent ch...
