sugar〻oneshots

if you had to

this is just my marauders spam at this point but

I just pictured James asking the girls "If you had to date one of us (marauders) who would it be?" and expecting them to say him

but they just look at each other and

"Remus"

" Aw yeah definitely "

"He's a sweetheart"

" I'm lesbian and I would tap that"

"I, too, prefer women but would not hesitate to tap that ass"

and at first James is so offended but then he just sighs and goes "Yeah I would too"