(12:02) -Toni-
Helpful.

(12:03) -Cheryl-
I'm sure you could put Sheba in a bag or something and carry them in that.

(12:05) -Toni-
Fine. I hope Molly knows where to find those.

(12:06) -Cheryl-
Plastic bags are in the bottom of the pantry.

(12:07) -Toni-
Ok. Cheryl?

(12:08) -Cheryl-
Yeah?

(12:10) -Toni-
Don't freak out.

(12:11) -Cheryl-
Well, now I am. What is it?

(12:13) -Toni-
There are a lot of pictures in your house.

(12:14) -Cheryl-
Oh. I didn't even consider that.

(12:14) -Toni-
So I was right all along.

(12:15) -Cheryl-
What?

(12:16) -Toni-
YOU'RE FUCKING HOT YOU GODDAMN LIAR.

(12:17) -Cheryl-
OH MY GOD STOP

(12:18) -Toni-
I like the one on your desk. I assume the girl is Betty?

(12:20) -Cheryl-
Yes. Oh my god this is terrible.

(12:21) -Toni-
If you want terrible, I'll send you Jughead's selfies and tell you they're mine.

(12:23) -Cheryl-
You're so mean to him.

(12:24) -Toni-
He'd say the same about me.

(12:26) -Toni-
If you want I could you a picture. You know, to be fair.

(12:27) -Cheryl-
No, don't worry about it. How's Sheba doing?

(12:28) -Toni-
They're all packed and ready.

(12:29) -Cheryl-
Ok. Good luck on your mission.

(12:30) -Toni-
Hah, yeah. Let's see how well this goes.

*

Monday PM

(1:23) -Sweets-
TONI WHY IS THERE A GOLDFISH ON YOUR KITCHEN TABLE

(1:24) -Toni-
Oh, that's Sheba.

(1:25) -Sweets-
WHO THE FUCK IS SHEBA? YOU HAVENT REALLY ANSWERED MY QUESTION.

(1:26) -Toni-
That's. Um. Me and Cheryl's goldfish.

(1:33) -Toni-
Pea?

(1:34) -Sweets
I'M SORRY I'M JUST TRYING TO COMPREHEND WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD HAVE CHERYL'S GOLDFISH

(1:35) -Toni-
I told you, she's away on some camp. Someone needs to look after the goldfish.

(1:36) -Juggy-
And you're the only friend she has to do the job????

(1:39) -Toni-
Calm down guys, it's just a fish.

(1:40) -Sweets-
HOW DID YOU GET THIS FISH?

(1:42) -Toni-
I went to her house and got it.

(1:43) -Juggy-
Are you being difficult on purpose?

(1:45) -Toni-
No, I literally went to her house this morning to pick it up.

(1:46) -Sweets-
WHY

(1:47) -Fangs-
Boys, I think they have joint custody of a fish.

(1:48) -Sweets-
NO KIDDING. WHAT IF A CAT SMELLS IT AND HIJACKS THE TRAILER?!!!

(1:49) -Toni-
Calm down, Pea, Jesus Christ. No one will ever know. It's just for a little while.

(1:50) -Juggy-
So you've never met the girl, but you've been to her house and now have her goldfish??

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