Later, after a hot shower, I went back to my room. Several empty cans found their way into an overflowing garbage bin as I decided to tidy up. But then I sighed and gave up. I hated to admit it, but ever since I was a baby, someone else had picked up after me. I wasn't used to this kind of life. The mirror behind my bedroom door showed a tiny pixy of a girl with wide, hazel eyes, a spattering of freckles, and long hair, the color of burned caramel. And Cat was right. I needed to start eating more than caffeine.
I slipped into the only clothes I owned that didn't give away the fact that my father was a billionaire, a pair of boot-legged Levi's and an oversized, powder pink hoodie with a tiny hole in the sleeve from when Cat had borrowed it. Then I sat back down at my computer, intent to have the last word.
After entering my password, I was logged into the boot-up screen and given the option to choose from a hundred different servers. I found Winterhoof and went with the first character choice that popped up. I didn't bother with changing race, or class, or features. I simply hit 'enter world' and watched the load up screen with its 'tip of the day'.
Tip: When interacting with other players, a little kindness goes a long way!
I searched the 'who' tab and saw that no-life-Smith was, in fact, still logged into the game. But now that I had him at my mercy – what would I say? What did I want?
The sting of rejection still throbbed within as I remembered all the hurtful, if truthful, things he'd uttered. I reminded myself that I am a worthy healer. He had no right. Then I typed, whispering him in private chat.
[Healslater2] How dare you!
He replied very quickly.
[Smithlol] Seriously? Leave me the alone, would you?
[Healslater2] You kicked me out of the group? What kind of person does that to someone?
[Smithlol] You weren't doing your job.
[Healslater2] I wasn't doing my job? You weren't holding aggro!
[Smithlol] You're in fucking epic gear and you still couldn't manage a regular run. STOP whispering me!
[Healslater2] You're just some repressed alpha who's finally found a place he can push people around.
[Smithlol] And you're a spoiled bitch who can't stand the thought of someone rejecting her.
Wow. That was harsh – but I couldn't argue. It was the reason I'd chased him onto his own personal realm. I'd wanted to prove myself. I'd wanted to make my case, because I couldn't stand that someone didn't like me. I was hurt and lashing out. Still... Blood boiled now, my hands were shaking, and my heart was trying to break my ribs.
[Healslater2] Please. If anyone was going to reject me – I'm glad it was you, ASSHOLE.
[Smithlol] AUTO RESPONSE: THIS CHARACTER IS IGNORING YOU.
"Ignoring me?" I slammed an open palm down onto the desk. A resulting shower of prickles went through my hand and wrist.
I sat there for several minutes, staring at the level-one, undead around me and wondered if I was possibly the only loser to stalk someone in an online game. For a moment, a very bleak and desperate moment, I actually went through the tedious process of killing enough zombies for the 30 copper needed to send Smith a message through the game's internal mail system. One he might not read, but he couldn't just ignore.
Idly, as I thought about what I might write, I gained the money needed (only dying once in the process), then ran frantically for the nearest mailbox. Talk about diligence. I may have been partially aware of my temporary insanity, but my need to have the final word was still ruling over my actions.
Fine. I might be a lousy healer, but I got my epic gear running heroics as a tank, so I feel qualified to inform you how much you suck. You can't hold agro; you don't wait or mark targets. But whatever, at least you can relive your days of bullying kids on the playground from behind the protection of your monitor, right? Have a great life.
It was exactly to the point and exactly mean. I hit send and logged for the night. That was the end of that.
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Heal Me
HumorLaura Donahue isn't your average 20-something straight out of college and living the dream of an unemployed gamer. She's the girl every reader loves to hate, with her dark humor and the kind of facetious honesty that gets you kicked off the cheer s...