Incorrect Quotes cause they're funny(taken off Tumblr)
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Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.
(Y/N):
Kin, suffering: your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to their sentence.
Laney: I wonder how Corey's doing.
*Cut to Corey choking and sputtering on poison gas*
Laney: Eh, probably fine.
Kin: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first.
(Y/N): *yells*
Kin: Look... I'm not sure where to go with that.
(Y/N): Corney? I don't see it.
Kon:
(Y/N): Oh God, now I see it!
Kon:
(Y/N): Kon, I can't stop seeing it!
Flight Attendant: Before landing make sure all small things are secure.
Kon: Hey, you good, Kin?
Corey: You know, it would be nice if you could act like you actually get along in front of the media.
Kin, squinting: For how long?
Corey, crossing his arms: At least ten minutes!
(Y/N), glaring: Three. Take it or leave it.
Laney: would you please stop staring dramatically off into the distance while I'm talking to you?
(Y/N), staring dramatically off into the distance: I don't know what you're talking about.
[All You Need is Cake]
Kon: How did you find us?
Kin: Ooh! W the combined efforts of tracking and eyewitness accounts—?
(Y/N): I put "sad" in the GPS and it got me here.
Kin: Really?
(Y/N): No, I have Kon's location.
(Y/N): I think I'm a bad person.
Kon: I think you're a good person.
(Y/N), in their head: I must have tricked him into thinking I'm a good person. It's probably because I'm such a bad person.
(Y/N): WHO ate my f*cking fries? You wANNA F*CKING GO-?
Kon: Sorry, (Y/N). I did.
(Y/N):
(Y/N): -out? We can get more fries if you want.
Kin to (Y/N): Because of you, I'm damaged goods. I'm a f*cking soup can, and you dropped me.
Laney: Who accidentally drops their cellphone into SOUP?
Kon: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.
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Grojband | Reader Insert
Fanfiction+Gender neutral pronouns used +Gendered chapters as well +Memes after chapter 1, but better stuff at chapter 3 and through out +Memes stop after One Plant Band because they were cringe. Grojband with a fifth member! This is one of my first works o...
