This is why I do not drink. Starfire was on the floor trying to do the 'Worm' while attempting to drink Mountain Dew at the same time, Beast Boy was pretending to be a marriage officiant, Cyborg was wearing a wedding dress and marrying the T-Car (actually, I don't think he's drunk) and Robin was twerking while singing 'Flabby Butt Squad'. Basically, it's a parody of our theme song and our team is now called 'Flabby Butt Squad'. If you are so interested in the lyrics, here they are:
When there's tight buns you know who to call
Flabby Butt Squad!
From their toilets they can smell it all
Flabby Butt Squad!
When there's stink bombs on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
Cause when the world needs Flabby Butts on patrol
Flabby Butt Squad Go!
With their superpowers they unite
Flabby Butt Squad!
Always met a butt that they liked
Flabby Butt Squad!
They got the tight buns on the run
They never stop 'til the job is done
Cause when the world is losing flabbiness
Flabby Butt Squad Go!
One, two, three, four go!
Flabby Butt Squad!
Who knows where he came up with that. Why did those people have to send us wine? They knew that most of us were underage. Now I have to deal with the consequences. "IT'S TIME FOR OUR HONEYMOON!!!" Cyborg suddenly screamed. I guess that his marriage was a success.
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Teen Titan Tales of Extreme Insanity
FanfictionShort, funny one-shots of the Teen Titans. Disclaimer: If I owned the Teen Titans, there would be Stankball's flying all over the Tower right now. I do not own the Teen Titans. On hold while I concentrate on Summer Superhero Camp.
