𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒, the 100

t h i r t y - o n e

Octavia added Roan to the groupchat 

Bellamy: OCTAVIA WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT ADDING PEOPLE TO THE GROUPCHAT

Clarke: ESPECIALLY ONES YOU MET IN PRISON

Octavia: calm down he's chill

Roan: hey?

Lincoln: wait i think i know you

Roan: lincoln woods?

Lincoln: brooooo

Roan: brooooo

Lexa: wait it's that roan?

Lexa: BROTHER IN LAW

Roan: LINCOLNS SISTER

Lexa: ...

Lexa: that's degrading

Lincoln: okay everyone this is my husband roan

Roan: yes ily 🥰

Octavia: oh so this is what it feels like

Octavia: cool

Roan: wait how do you know each other

Octavia: i'm his gf ❤️

Lexa: *cough*

Roan: you've been cheating on me 😔

Lincoln: noooo babe it's not like that 

Lexa: yeah octavias my wife 😘

Octavia: fiancée*

Lexa: yeah i proposed and we ran away to france

Roan: what a poetic love story

Harper: ikr i'm writing a romance novel about it

Roan: who's she?

Lexa: my ex(?)-girlfriend

Lexa: i think we broke up idk tho

Octavia: shes our friend who exploits us for her books

Roan: lit

Jasper: *cough* are you going to introduce us to lincoln

Lincoln: okay everyone this is my husband roan

Octavia: this is his husband roan who i met in jail

Lexa: this is my brother in law roan

Bellamy: that means we can add him to the family gc 

Clarke: YES

Roan: what's the family groupchat??

Clarke: the superior groupchat 😌💅

Jasper: LIES THATS A LIE

Monty: YEAH ITS A LIE

Raven: stfu you're just jealous you're not in the family groupchat

Monty: ....yeah 

Raven: YOU ADMITTED IT

Raven: THE FAMILY GROUPCHAT IS SUPERIOR

Monty: 😔 yeah

Roan: so i get to be in this groupchat?

Lincoln: yes bc you're married to me

Roan: only good thing about this marriage 

Lincoln: i- 😔 

Roan: sorry babe 

Lincoln: it's ok i forgive you

Gaia: i've never seen lincoln talk this much before

Emori: it's weird

Murphy: it's obviously because of roan #roclon

Murphy: but also murphamy >>>>>>>

Bellamy: yk it babe 😍

Gaia: i'm actually so confused about who's actually with who

Author: same same

Lexa: octavia and i are getting married right now

Octavia: yes it's true love 😍🥺

Lincoln: i can't believe you would do this to me

Octavia: linc...

Lincoln: no this isn't cool

Octavia: look i'm sorry

Octavia: it never bothered you before

Lexa: we don't have to get married

Lincoln: ...

Lincoln: i'm upset because you didn't invite me to the wedding obv

Octavia: oh

Lexa: that makes more sense

Octavia: ok we'll travel back to you guys for the wedding 🤩

Lexa: but then we're going to travel the world

Octavia: AND ADOPT A LOT OF CATS

Harper: this is going in my book

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hello~

so i decided that bob and eliza aren't their characters and i'm bored so i'm going to continue writing this.

also i might write a lexa fic soon but i also need to finish *cough* start writing *cough* my steve harrington fic first so yeah...

anyway how's your day been