𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒, the 100

t w e n t y - s e v e n

ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋs ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ

THE DELINQUINTS 

Jasper: it's been so long 😔

Jasper: i'm suffering from murven withdrawal 

Miller: no the withdrawal is because i threw out your weed

Jasper: you betrayed me

Jasper: but i still believe it's murven withdrawal

Monty: if any more of my OTPS break up i will cry

Bellamy: oh yeah clarke and i broke up

Monty: WHAT

Bellamy: calm down i was kidding

Jasper: you gave me a panic attack

Miller: i nearly died

Monty: that's very not cool of you dude

Miller: you hurt monty's feelings 😡 

Monty: i'm okay bby 🥰

Miller: ok but i still wanna kill bellamy

Monty: babe we talked about this

Miller: *sigh* fine. ily 

Monty: ilyt 

Jasper: MINTY 😍😍😍

Miller: at least some of the ships are still intact

Monty: *glares at murphy*

Jasper: evil ruiner of murven*

Octavia: eh there are superior ships

Octavia: like any ship with octavia

Lexa: wrong. any ship with lexa.

Octavia: lextavia?

Lexa: you know it bae 💋

Octavia: it's canon 😍

Lexa: we stan

Octavia: lextavia >>>>>>>>

Lexa: periodt 😌💅

Lincoln: *cough*

Harper: *cough*

Lexa: o no bae they're sick 😔

Octavia: noooo feel better soon guys 🥰

Octavia: i will make soup for u linc

Lexa: and i will pretend to make soup and give it to u musical instrument 

Harper: when she calls you musical instrument 🤩

Octavia: the ideal girlfriend 🤩

Lexa: mhmm you're two very lucky girls

Bellamy: get a room

Octavia: me @ you and clarke last night

Maya: jasper would have paid to be you last night

Jasper: don't expose me 😔

Octavia: ew jasper wtf

Jasper: ITS BELLARKE

Jasper: just let me be happy murven is dead miller threw out my weed and murphy and raven haven't talked to us in two weeks

Octavia: damn

Octavia: so like not to make everything worse but my entire relationship with lincoln has been a prank

Jasper: YOU BETTER BE KIDDING ME BITCH I WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU RIGHT NOW

Monty: he just left the house with a knife

Octavia: o no

Octavia: lexa bby protect me 🥺 kill him pls

Lexa: ok nothing i haven't done before

Emori: i-

Gaia: is it bad i'm not surprised that she's a murderer?

Bellamy: WHAT THE FUCK

Bellamy: I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS RELATIONSHIP

Lexa: chill i'm just kidding

Octavia: and so was i linc and i are actually dating 😋

Clarke: hey guys

Clarke: we have a problem 

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a/n: i've been posting super short chapters lately so here's a longer one (although not super long but that's ok because double updated!)

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